i hate when people defend those horrible monoculture lawns because they don't want bugs outside. like we don't live on planet bug

Did they stop quartering people cuz they realized all it did was create four of the guy they were trying to kill

posts from the timeline where starfish are the dominant civilization

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

sure I have "problems" but a bagel would help. a bagel would help.

theyre letting me crawl out of the grave tomorrow

an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life