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Well, this is experience.

I told you I can’t sit still…

I need a close-up shot so bear with me.

Me? Pull yourself together, man.

Probably. But I’m not gonna be the one to tell them that when they’re the ones putting money into my paycheck, so.

Ha, I’m guessing that they wanna get that retouched because basic as heck.

No, it’s okay. I’m not– I’m not th-that comfortable, really. S-So, um, you can sit here.

Quite the gentlemen you are. We need more of that here.

I’m a writer. I didn’t go to college to be photogenic. 

If you’re a writer then express it through photograph. Pictures tell stories that makes it interesting.

Oh – I watch HGTV from time to time. I feel like it helps me keep interest in my job. Em, I don’t think you could get up from your bed looking ugly. You’re far too pretty for that.

I’m not really into those kind of shows, honestly. Thanks! I may say, my eyebrows are always on point.

❛ oh, okay. thank you for telling me.. ❜

Well, other than that, she wants to fuck you.

I-I… I’m confused. I’m not sure what to do…

Try twisting your body a little bit to the right.

Come on. I’m trying to make you look badass. This was supposed to be a teamwork but this is crap.

Technically, that’s the make-up artist’s job, not mine. Besides, you’re the model. Shouldn’t you know how to look good in photos? 

Listen America’s Next Top Model, you may look gorgeous but you don’t look gorgeous in my photos. You need to get your angles right.

They’re young. They’ll regret it in time.

Aren’t you so innocent? It makes perfect sense. That girl had a daddy kink which I’m not really a fan of.

Oh, uh, did y-you want to sit here? S-Sorry, I can move.

Yeah, sure, no. You’re obviously comfortable there.

If they watched too many episodes of House Hunters, I didn’t watched any so I don’t know how you’re going with that. Of course, I look nice today. Its hard to look this good, you know. I didn’t get up from my bed to look ugly.