don't go baby;

What do you mean? Everyone has a secret talent, you just haven’t found it yet.

❛ oh, i guess you’re right. ❜

“Yeah, maybe. ‘Cept it’s kind of more kinky than that.”

❛ i see.. ❜

❛ oh my goodness! ❜

Aren’t you so innocent? It makes perfect sense. That girl had a daddy kink which I’m not really a fan of.

❛ oh, okay. thank you for telling me.. ❜

“It’s a compliment, don’t worry.”

❛ phew. i kind of thought it was like, something, y’know, bad. ❜

“Are you really that naive?” 

❛ i-i guess. ❜

“I really don’t want to explain that to you. It’d make this encounter or future ones very awkward.”

❛ okay... i’m kind of concerned. ❜

Why? Aren’t dad’s people who others look up too? That girl probably just look’s up too you for whatever reason.

❛ oh, right! that’s so cool that someone looks up to me, though, i don’t really know what i did to make her look up to me. i don’t have any talent or anything. ❜

“Sounds like she was into you. You know how people call people ‘hot mammas’ sometimes? It’s like that, but for dudes. And stranger, I think.”

❛ oh.. that’s weird. so she thought i was a hot dada? ❜

❛ i don’t know what you mean, i’m sorry.. ❜

❛ i love vinyl records. i have bookcases full of them. my brother thinks i’m weird for preferring a record player over today’s technology. ❜

“Well, that was a bold move coming from someone you’ve never met before. I think I’m her biggest fan now. Oh, of course it makes sense. She knows you’re not her dad, but she would like you to be. You know, in a kinky kind of way.”

❛ but, why? why would she like me to be her dad? she was like a year younger than me, a dad can’t be one year older than his daughter.. i um, i don’t know what that means either. ❜

Weird. You’re not even daddy material.

❛ i’m not capable of being a dad?-- what? ❜

You should just take it as a compliment. As much as it doesn’t make any sense, its a compliment.

❛ okay... i have a feeling it wasn’t, though. i don’t know, i’ll just-- i’ll take it as one.. ❜

“That’s horrifying. How old was she? If she was like, five, then it’s okay. If not –”

❛ it was weird, yeah. i didn’t know what to say.. she was like, around my age? i don’t know, maybe seventeen or something. what does it mean? ❜