First Date (Musical) Sentence Starters
NOTE: Please feel free to change pronouns / sentence structure as you see fit!
“How does it start? How does it last?”
“It’s a miracle two people get together.”
“Can you trust your judgment when it’s been so poor?”
“If you run, then you can never ever find ‘the one’ ”
“Will tonight become a lifetime full of magic?”
“Go with the flow, you might succeed.”
“I hope you find someone you don’t think is fucking tragic.”
“How do you stay optimistic when there are so many ways to fail?”
“It’s so damn hard and so not fun, but still I go on the endless search to find ‘the one’!”
“There’s so much to be afraid of.”
“Until the game is done, you hold up hope before you lose your mind, that maybe tonight will be the night you’ll find ‘the one’!”
"So, do you agree with [Name]? Am I really cute?”
“What? You can’t just ask me that!”
“You said you were an open book.”
“She’s a little artsy, she’s hip and cool.”
“She’s just all of those girls that ignored me all through school.”
“There’s an Asian symbol tattooed on her wrist.”
“She’s got that kind of look that says ‘Hello, world. I’m pissed’!”
“Is it weird or just screwed up that I’m turned on?”
“But that’s just the first impression, I could be totally wrong.”
“Yes, you are… very pleasant-looking.”
“What adjectives would you use to describe me?”
“He’s a bit annoying and overdressed.”
“He’s got the kinda vibe that says ‘Look at me: I’m stressed’!”
“Honestly, there are just so many adjectives to choose from, I wouldn’t even know where to start”
“He probably likes to cuddle, long walks at the park.”
“If he likes sex then it’s only in the dark!”
“He could kick some ass just like Bruce Lee.”
“And maybe he’s a nasty uninhibited ferocious tiger in the sack.”
“Sometimes the ones who seem great are a nightmare to date.”
“I doubt this will lead to romance”
“But the one thing I’ve learned is often times first impressions are worth a second glance.”
"I’m calling to bail you out.”
“You can tell him your dad’s in the hospital or your building’s on fire.”
“That’s all you need to say and you’re free and on your way!”
“It’s your bestie calling.”
“It’s [Name] to the rescue here to save you from another catastrophic blind date.”
“I’ve done it time and again.”
“All those losers who should never be allowed to procreate, like that dentist with the foul breath.”
"Second thought, I’ll cut him slack.”
“You did not pick up your cell, which means you either didn’t hear it ring
or things are going well.”
“So email, call, or Facebook and tell me if you like this guy.”
“Okay, that’s it, I love you lots, need you forever, bye!”
“I never knew what love was like until I saw your face.”
“And suddenly, I felt a love that time cannot erase.”
“The kind of girl I could love forever.”
“And in my life, I don’t think I’ve ever… BEEN SO FUCKING WRONG.”
"You’ve been a bitch with no heart.”
“And I hate the way you snore at night.”
“I don’t think I’m misstating your compulsive to always be right.”
“I can’t believe I ever fell in love with you.”
“Keep going, I’m loving this.”
“I know that all seemed kinda harsh but things weren’t always bad.”
“You always melted when I would praise you.”
“Girl, you never stop talking.”
“All you care about is how much someone makes and what they do.”
“Not a man in his right mind would ever fall in love with you.”
“I guess I’d be sad, but then again, it wouldn’t suck.”
“As a girlfriend you are fired”
“Girl, I hope that you don’t rest in peace.”
“Half the time my balls were blue.”
“Yes, I’m so done being in love with you.”
“Woah, woah, woah, we’re through!”
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