Snail Blog

approach someone who is watching football and ask them “what show is this”

Most delightful commission to draw, thank you so much for it ♥ (my commissions are still open if you are interested in )

find myself listening to music i loved years ago and i realize i still am her

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

This was genuine discourse in 2012 you guys need to remember your history

these are many years old now!! but it is the time of year to enjoy them!!

these are like a million years old now but i see them on like giphy and stuff every year without credit. i made them! a long time ago! happy holidays!

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

had a dream that youtube and tiktok were being pushed out of the market by something called Ebay Videos

they should make a soup that fixes everything. one sip and you are free. one slurp and it all makes sense