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They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

@plutoshark babe wake up it’s the little computer from Hello World!!!!!!!!!

(becoming disoriented) They should put thomas cromwell in heated rivalry season 2

armand being a dubai real estate mogul with an obvious aesthetic predilection towards rick owens and balenciaga is significantly less defensible than any of the other stuff he did. ‘he murdered claudia and manipulated louis for years’ god forbid an evil vampire in the gothic horror show do anything. ‘armand would own a cybertruck’ you know i cant defend him on that