Prompt for bkdk:
Trapped in unstable debris that would collapse if they blew it up. Rescue is sure to arrive at some point. Waiting it out is boring until...
This was fun to write! Thank you for the prompt. Rated T for swearing and some sexy-ish dialogue. Characters are Pro-Heroes.
D = Deku
K = Katsuki
D: Kacchan, you can’t!
K: You don’t think I can blast through this much rubble, shitty nerd? This is nothing!
D: No, that’s not it! It’s not stable. It’ll collapse!
K: As if we can’t handle a little—
D: There were civilians nearby! They might be trapped too. We have to wait for reinforcements.
K: *huffs and puffs but eventually acquiesces* Move over, your elbow’s in my stomach.
D: I can’t. It’s too cramped.
K: *growling* Why the fuck do you smell like mint?
D: *giggling*
K: What’s so funny?
D: You asked me that the last time we got stuck together like this.
K: Hah? When’ve we ever been in this situation before? In your pervy dreams, Deku?
D: Wha—? No, Kacchan, playing sardines when we were kids. The handle fell out of the closet door and we got stuck for—Well, it felt like hours, but it was probably thirty minutes tops.
K: The handle fell out because YOU slammed the door too hard!
D: You do remember!
K: Tch.
D: Do you remember what we did to pass the time?
K: I remember you touched a hairbrush and screamed because you thought it was a giant bug.
D: We played “would you rather.”
...
Hey, Kacchan
K: What?
D: Would you rather only listen to Kpop for the rest of your life or never eat spicy food again?
K: I’m not playing this game.
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And that’s a dumb fucking question. Kpop, obviously.
D: But you hate Kpop!
K: No, stupid Deku, I pretended to hate Kpop in middle school because I was a pretentious asshole. Just like I pretended to hate— . . . uuhh th-this game is lame!
D: It’s your turn. Ask me a “would you rather” question!
K: Fine, but you’ve gotta move first before your elbow punctures my fucking spleen.
D: There’s no room.
K: Turn around.
D: Okay, I’ll try.
*awkwardly manages to turn around, but now they’re chest-to-chest*
Is this better?
K: *blushing* Uhh . . . Yeah.
D: Kacchan?
K: Hm?
D: Ask me a question!
K: Right. Uuuhh . . . Would you rather fuck someone with a tentacles quirk or a gigantification quirk?
D: *scandalized gasp* Kacchan!
K: You’re the damn nerd who wanted to play this stupid game! Are you gonna wimp out or what?
D: But I . . . I know people with those quirks, Kacchan! I can’t—
K: Fine! Would you rather be tied up or sat on?
D: Uhh . . . *thinking: Sat on? Is that a kink?* Tied up. I guess.
K: Hm. Your turn.
D: Would you rather take dance classes from Mina three times a week or babysit those kids from the hero licensing—
K: Babysit. Would you rather get caught hooking up in a public place or have to wear a maid outfit every day for a week?
D: *blushing* Both wouldn’t be great for my image as a pro hero, but uh . . . I actually think maid dresses are kinda . . . kinda cute? So, yeah. The maid dress.
K: Oh.
D: Your temperature just spiked, Kacchan. Are you okay?
K: Of course I’m okay! It’s just fucking cramped in here, alright? Don’t worry about me, shitty Deku! It’s your turn.
D: O-okay. Let me think. Hmm . . . Would you rather . . . Sell all your All Might merch - which I know you still have - ooooor . . . pretend to date me for a month? *snort laughs*
K: Date you.
D: Really? You still fanboy about All Might that much?
K: No. I still admire him, but I don’t “fanboy.”
D: Then why—
K: Would you rather eat this rock or get dinner with me tomorrow? *holds a rock up to Deku’s eye level*
D: What?
K: Did I stutter? Are your shitty nerd ears so full of earwax you can’t hear anymore, Deku?
D: Was that a joke? Are you making fun of me, Kacchan?
K: No, it’s a “would you rather” question! It’s your stupid game. Just answer the question already, fuck!
D: Okay, okay! I . . . I’d rather get dinner with you.
K: Hmph. Good.
D: Good?
K: Yeah, good. We’re gonna go to this new ramen place that makes super spicy ramen, and you won’t be able to handle it. Just wait - I can’t wait to see your face when you tear up and turn red.
D: Kacchan, are you . . . Are you asking me out? Like, for real?
*Uravity floats away the rubble*
U: Deku! Dynamight! We found you!
