Fat Boi Aficionado

my sexual orientation is “flustered around hot fat guys”

me, as a youth, watching a tv character get fat from eating too much or expand suddenly from rapid weight gain: huh, this sure does seem like it's unlocking something deep and lifelong within me

It's so hot when someone can eat a whole cake in one sitting 😖

feedees that are demanding brats about being stuffed. so eager to gorge themselves that they always end up overdoing it and end up not be able to move for the next few hours. so they lay around and whine while having you wait on them hand and foot. shoving their bloated belly into your space and demanding that you soothe their gurgling stomach. pouting to get their way. teasing you by walking around in clothing that’s several sizes too small and acting all coy when something rips because it can’t contain their mass >>>>>>>

what misfired in my brain to make exposed tummy more erotic and sexy than genitals?

NOTHING MISFIRED. FAT TUMMIES ARE INCREDIBLY SEXY. ALL IS AS INTENDED.

Discount soda brands that are funnier as a feedist

secretly eating out before you go home, only to be delightfully surprised that those you live with did pick up dinner and you'll have to eat a second dinner. or a third. fourth..?

Look at you. The way you spread out. Isn’t that nice?

concept: pulling you closer by your belt loops but it’s kinda hard to slip my fingers through them because your rounded gut is pressing so heavily against the fabric and the pudge across your upper belly is spilling over the waistband and if not for how those jeans squeeze at your new softness i might’ve guessed they were painted on and oh god that poor zipper… what were we talking about? come here baby. let’s get those off of you; they look so uncomfortable.. ;)