I Don't Know

the universe knew that if i got any taller than 5’3 i would cause 10x more problems. so i was forcibly condensed. for the safety of the world

Clifford the big red dog has the zoomies event 15 dead 162 injured

my life can be most accurately described by the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it on the floor

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

guys you need to stop with the Chris Pratt Mario jokes before the whole MCU cast logs on and sings a song on Instagram denouncing people bullying him or whatever

By god we'll bully them too

alright i cleaned my glasses surely they will remain unsmudged for at least a few minutes

by talos this cant be happening

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.

When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.

A coworker casually said “everyone else likes you” (because one coworker was mad at me) and I was for real like ????everyone likes me??????

This will forever kill me

enough “chicken soup for the soul.” how about some chicken soup for the hole

that’s just regular chicken soup

not gonna lie i forgot mouths existed