Life is a journey, enjoy the trip!

SS: "Oh hey, Jer. Whatcha got there?"

J: "Oh well it's my cage and there's somethin' - or I should say someone very special inside..."

J: "It's my dead pet fish, Albert. I thought I'd bring him out to say hello to all you nice people. He's not much for conversation, and he doesn't have much of a personality...or a pulse...but he's a real swell fish."

SS: "Gee Jer, that sure is fascinating..."

J: "You really like him? I was a little noivous about bringing him out here. A lot of the time people aren't too fond of Albert, what with him being a dead fish and all."

SS: "Why sure! We loved Albert! I think the fact that people aren't friendly to him is a shame - it stinks almost as much as Albert does!"

*boisterous Jerry laugh* "HAHAHAHA! Stinks! That's a good one!"

SS: "Well, say Jer! Before you go we'd like to give you the traditional Soupy Sales Show farewell!"

J: "Ohhh-ho-hooo...is that right?"

SS: "Haha! Yes! That fella over yonder's gonna show ya how we do a goodbye here. He's sorta funny lookin ain't he?"

J: "Alright! I'm ready! From myself and my dead pet fish Albert - FARE THEE WEEEELLLL!!!"

SPLAT

J: "Oh...my...so that's the Soupy Sales Show special goodbye...just for me...well...don't I just feel like the belle of the ball."

SS (off camera): "Jer? Ya alright there?"

J: "Oh yeah. I just need a moment...that was such a goodbye, I've never been goodbyed like that in my life, have you ever seen such a goodbye? I mean me either cus I got stuff in my eye but WOW! Yeah, good-BYE! Knocked my coat right off me too! That guy's got some arm, he should play with the Mets!"

Person off camera: "Hey Jer! That was a real riot!"

J: "Whaa?? I can't quite hear ya I got goodbye in my ears!"

Person: "I say, THAT WAS A REAL RIOT!!"

J: "The bus has a flat tire?! That's too bad, guess you'll be late for mahjong..."

Person: "No-"

J: "Oh! The hat made me look like a pilot? I ain't wearin' a hat..."

Person: "No! Jer-"

J: "Oh wait I hear ya! You're sayin' your dad bought a teal parrot! Like a new pet? Well god bless him, we'll have to set up a play date with Albert..."

Person: *inconsolable laughter and face palming*

J: "Ohhhh" *Jerry giggle* "You want I should be quiet?"

J: "Hey you got a big growth on your face, looks kinda like a camera, you might wanna get that looked at..."

Person: "It is a camera Jer! Smile!"

J: "I dunno...I'm in the middle of reading Albert his bedtime story and it just got to a serious part..."

Person: "Well what if we got someone else in the picture too?"

J: "Ohhh? Who's this someone else?"

Person: "Okay that's closer to a smile but not quite what we were going for..."

SS: "This is what you called me over here for? Jer, what is it? Are you upset about the goodbye?! Can you believe this crazy little fella?"

J: *dog noises*

Person: "Down boy! Let the tie go! Okay this isn't working let's get someone else..."

Person: "Much better! That's a real nice smile Jer!"

J: "Ya don't say? You really like my smile? I thought you just wanted to bug me while I was readin' to Albert but you like me you like me! That's sweet of ya!"

Person: "We're all kinda sweet on you Jer! We don't just like you, we LOVE you buddy! Hey, why don't we try another with Soupy now..."

Person (and all of us who love Jer and his smile): "Poifect."

Lisa Loring as Wednesday Adams

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