Nerdy thoughts and rants

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

Yo i'll try it.

dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM 

put your answers in my ask

Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.

Electrons

I should kick your ass. 

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week

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Do foreigners not have this law??? Don’t you have McDonald’s too? You have to keep your Mickey’s card with you and scan it after you order so they know you got your mandatory ration.

My dad’s vegan, has been for almost a year, and is still on the run from the law. I hope he comes home soon.

Oh my GOD do you people not research anything. This is not true. Look, you can go to your local Agency of Meats and get an alternate card and not have to eat at McDonalds. You can go to Sonic if you’re in the South, or In and Out in CA. If you’ve got medical and religious documentation you can even apply for a conscientious beef objector status and switch to KFC or Popeye’s. Seriously you people who can’t be bothered to do this are making it harder for everyone else.

I’m gonna cry

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

OMG YAY!

if i don’t reblog this assume im dead

THE NEXT 3:30 MINUTES AFTER PRESSING PLAY WILL BE THE BEST 3:30 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY.

If anyone asks you what fanfiction is—just show them this video.

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

COME KICK MY ASS BOYS IM FUCKING PUMPED

The last time I reblogged this I got 6 messages telling me to post pictures of my asshole