Eccentric, neurotic, constantly asking questions, carries a heavy amount of grief, piecing ingenious shit together through learned skills and whatever is around. He is one of us alright.

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

“i would’ve hidden anne frank!” you couldn’t even condemn the largest massacre of jews since the holocaust.

aisha disliked playing hen as captain because there too much talking involved for her meanwhile kenny said he loves playing chim as captain because he doesn't have to carry anything anymore

the saddest part about jumblr is that we cannot play jewish geography with each other without doxxing ourselves :(

i really do hate when people act like athena is buck's surrogate mom like that man is nottt her son he is a smelly ugly stray dog that bobby brought home one day and athena was like Bobby what did you bring into my house and Bobby said I found this guy on a call...isn't he cute? and athena was like He is not. but she let him keep the dog so long as he agreed to take care of him and not let him sit on the furniture. and athena will look at the dog sometimes as it's begging her for food and be like You are one ugly mutt you know that? and it'll wag its tail at her and she'll sigh and give its ears a little scratch. one time when bobby was in the kitchen athena fed the dog a shred of bacon from the table and may was like Mom did you just feed the dog bacon? That's not good for dogs and athena was like May don't be ridiculous i don't even like that dog. Michael did you see me feed the dog bacon? and michael was like Don't bring me into this i'm not the one who brought the dog home. and harry was like Can i feed the dog bacon and athena and may and michael and bobby all said No. now that bobby is gone athena lets the dog sit on the sofa sometimes and sometimes it'll put its doggy head in her lap and she'll say What are we gonna do with ourselves now...and the dog will drool on her and she'll say This is why i don't let you sit on the sofa. sometimes when she does something reckless and illegal she lets the dog ride along with her in the car because the dog likes to bite people so it can be helpful to have around. she never introduces it as her dog though she always say That dog in my passenger seat? I have no idea where he came from...must've left my car door open. meanwhile the dog has escaped the car and has bitten someone's leg off

so noah kahan stopped and said “taylor swift must be in such good shape. holy fuck, this is not easy!” after running around onstage at his concert? okay now what is aaron dessner’s plan to get taylor and noah to make a song together at long pond studios