I Have Lived A Thousand Lives

Taking my short boyfriend out but keeping an eye on him so that the hawks don’t get to him whilst I’m not looking.

Umm...he’s gone...

Every song should start with “It’s Britney, Bitch”

its that time of year

all articles about tumblr’s “decline” boil down to 2 things: you can’t get famous on here and you can’t make money on here. And they don’t get that that’s why we like it here.

i love my mom i jus t adore her so much i LOVE HER shes my whole life

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

hot new adhd hack: can’t start a task? go start another task, wait till it gets too difficult, and gratefully bail for the first project

update: forgot my brain could just decide to give up on both

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.