.lee.

love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that company tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer

at least once a day you should read a poem that slices you clean in half. and then you go to the post office or something

i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room

every time my bf says "for the time being" i respond with "for the time bean" and then we say "all hail the time bean" and carry on the conversation like nothing happened

Nothing but positivity and joy in the strawberry yogurt fandom

always a delight to find out that a goofy person is actually also very sincere

the true duality of man is silly-earnest

trying to outsmoke a gnome by the creek but he keeps managing to distract me with his rosy cheeks and playful demeanor

What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids

anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach

Your stomach is connected to the mental illness glob with lots of tiny soggy strings.

@pothosrays