Sorry, I was Picturing Whore Island

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that.

If you’re aiming at SuperWhoLocks, ITS NOT FUNNY.

They’ve arrived

are you people trying to threaten me with gifs of Bendytoots Lizardman and friends

Pffff we’re so scared

I Am Unironically Being Threatened With Gif Of Generic White Man With Gun™

Generic White Man 2™: This Time Nakey

oh my god it’s 2016 i thought this nightmare was over

This is the worst post on this website

This is the best post on this website

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

Can't quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

"jesus is lord" ok and zendaya is meechee

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

9th doctor era was simply The Best One im sorry. shaved head leather jacket doc martins telling people to kill themselves. sweetie pea retail worker universal union organizer who became god for him. their stray cat horny little boytoy bottom who becomes an unkillable eldritch horror because of their love. did i mention the first guys a dilf and the other two have daddy issues.

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat