Uh oh, unfolding

i am deeply genuinely heartwarmed to see that some of you apparently had this queued for today. god bless

I was in Cub Scouts as a kid, and every so often my brain goes "hey, remember how the Boy Scouts have an under-twelve chapter that literally revolves around this weird constructed religion based entirely on Rudyard Kipling's The Jungle Book?", and even though I was there I'm still like "what the fuck".

They made us howl like wolves in the school gymnasium and pretend that all of the chapter's adult helpers were characters from The Jungle Book. When my dad helped out with camp setup I wasn't allowed to acknowledge he was my father – I had to call him "Hathi" or some shit.

Uhhh, I was also in the cub scouts, and we did none of that shit??? I've never even heard of this. Are you sure that your den wasn't just especially fucked up

it’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll and it’s a long, long way to the bottom if you wanna go to tipperary

secretary

going back to videogames you played a ton as a kid is so funny cause your entire memory of it is of spending days and days on the first level of a game that turns out to be in total 5 hours long

Aragorn's quest for the wii

is roblox

thinkin about it

she let me hit because i asked and she agreed due to our mutual sexual attraction 😎😎😎😋😋💯💯💯💯💪💪💪💪🛹🛹💥😱😭🪦🌕

Tragic news. Telling Stella that you’re a student studying psychology and that you plan to become a therapist has Zero Effect on how the character you play as reacts to Dr. Kelly saying she doesn’t believe in therapy.

they should make games 8 gb again