the first rule of gun safety is to have fun and be yourself

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

happy do you like men monday

sending asks is so scary what if i sneezed on my keyboard and mistyped my entire adress and misgendered everyone and mispelled every single word and also typed my password into the message. what then. once the ask is sent who knows what it looks like. i couldve tyepd anything

ID: a GIF of a 2004 Toyota Yaris bouncing and squishing like a rubber ball. End of ID.

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"