* — afternoon delight !

These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.

do it. be bold.

we must continue our ruse until i’ve found my match.

me, unavailable; you, desirable.

i trusted you more than anyone in this world, and you took advantage.

you do not know me, but i know you.

you have no idea what it is to have one’s entire life reduced to a single moment.

is this not lovely? all of us together again.

an expert in the art of the swoon.

i wish to be entertained.

it would be better if you refrain from thinking about me at all.

lovely indeed. we should tempt scandal more often.

the social season is upon us.

your love is an unrequited fantasy.

i cannot stop thinking of you.

i am anything but interested in you.

it is more than just your honor at stake.

i write in my diary which is not the same as writing in my novel.

a pairing like that would be most enchanting indeed.

the season’s diamond, even more precious and rare a stone than previously thought?

stare into my eyes.

is it awful that i’m enjoying it?

if you desire the sun and the moon, all you have to do is go out and shoot at the sky.

we could pretend to form an attachment.

if there is a scandal, i shall uncover it.

must our only options be to squawk and settle or to never leave the nest?

all is fair in love and war.

there is nothing you cannot do.

my honor is not for sale.

if this is to work, we must appear madly in love.

i’m aware of your reputation.

do not tell me that is another scandal sheet.

you’ve always amused me.

we find ourselves seated next to each other. i’d think you’d be happy about that.

marriage has it joys, but it also brings with it its special trials.

it’d be better if you refrain from thinking about me at all.

you do not know me, and never shall.

you do not humiliate the one you love. 

i’m aware of your reputation and i am anything but interested in you.

what if i want to fly?

the ones we love have the power to inflict the greatest scars.

every presumptuous mother in town will leave me alone and every suitor will be looking at you.

you do not trick the one you love.

if you desire the sun and the moon, all you have to do is go out and shoot at the sky.

let it be known that if there is a scandal, i shall uncover it.

you think that just because i’m a woman, i’m incapable of making my own choices?

love, conquers all.

you can choose to love me as much as i love you.

i am tired of pretending.

from the mornings you ease, to the evenings you quiet, to the dreams you inhabit my thoughts of you never end.

i cannot continue acting as if i do not love you. because i do.

i love all of you.

i cannot be your fool again.

the brighter a lady shines, the faster she may burn.

we chose to love each other every single day.

pride, it will cost you everything and leave you with nothing.

i am looking out for myself.

you don’t deserve to breathe the same air as her.

you must simply marry the man who feels like your dearest friend.

i am ensuring my own future. because i know in my heart i know that there is no one else who ever will.

you do not lie to the one you love.

to meet a beautiful woman is one thing, but to meet your best friend in the most beautiful of women is something entirely apart.

circumstances change, ladies. sometimes over night.

her heart is no matter, as long as her hand remains free.

you cannot assure me of everything.

i will always protect you.

i believe i should like to stay.

i believe you should like to go.

what others should ever want such damaged goods now?

you have no idea what it is to be a woman.

you are perfection itself.

what? you don’t love me for my subtlety.

would you rather die than marry me?

i am yours, i have always been yours.

it is you i cannot sacrifice.

i burn for you.

it pains me you should think every compliment a mockery.

2nd base: exist in a public space together

3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion

it isn't always shakespeare, but it's genuine.

i'm not going to make it. you're going to have to go on without me.

you're crazy, you know that?

well, for me, there is no difference between a private life and a public life.

it's all true. it's all real. nothing here is fake.

i have love handles?

in case i don't see you! good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight!

what the hell is wrong with your job?

can't get any further away before you start coming back.

it's not that simple. it takes money. planning. can't just up and go.

i don't like the look of that weather. i think we should head back.

you're talking like a teenager.

we need adventure.

i thought we were going to try for a baby.

i might as well pick one of these up while i'm at it.

i almost hugged a perfect stranger in the salon last thursday.

you're just feeling bad because of what happened.

i've never blamed you. and i don't blame you now.

i made macaroni!

i've been such a klutz all day!

you're a better person than i am.

you know, [name], i'm not allowed to talk to you.

i can understand that. i'm a pretty dangerous character.

would you wanna, maybe, possibly... sometime go out for some pizza or something?

if we don't go now, it won't happen. do you understand?

we have so little time.

they don't want me talking to you.

i've never seen you before today.

if you don't tell me what's happening, i'll report you!

i think i'm mixed up in something.

you're going to get both of our asses fired, you know that?

just between you and me, i'm going away for a while.

i need to talk to you, but let's go outside.

can you pass along a message?

i'm sorry to keep you.

i guess i'm being spontaneous.

you're blaming me for the traffic?

i'm sorry. i don't know what got into me.

you want to destroy yourself? do it on your own.

why do you want to have a baby with me?

what the hell are you talking about?

you're having a nervous breakdown.

you're part of this, aren't you?

whatever the answer was, we were right together, and we were wrong together.

you're the closest thing i ever had to a brother.

i'd gladly walk in front of traffic for you.

the last thing i'd ever do is lie to you.

i never stopped believing.

let's get some champagne up here!

don't you ever feel guilty?

look at what you've done to him!

give me the phone.

was nothing real?

you never had a camera in my head.

how's your head?

we're in this until the end.

i've never looked at anyone the way i look at you.

hey! can you hear me? i'll be right there!

i know you better than you think.

stay safe, okay?

let me take a look at your injury.

you're special to me.

why are you limping?

problem solved!

you didn't deserve that.

i brought you some food.

i wish you would just listen to me.

i'm right behind you.

why are you covered in blood?

you can lay your head on my shoulder if you want.

sleep. it's all right. i'll keep watch.

please come in. you're not intruding.

i've got you. hold on.

i let you sleep.

you need to rest. you're not ready.

wrap your arms around me.

this never should have happened.

i'll take care of everything.

call me if there's an emergency.

i went and got your mail.

i have you on speed dial.

five more steps. you can do it.

when's the last time you slept?

i have your coffee order memorized.

here, take this. this should help.

don't forget your jacket.

you're running a fever.

i know exactly what you're thinking.

over my dead body.

do you need help in the shower?

you don't have to lift a finger.

let me tidy up the place for you.

need a ride?

can i get you anything? food? water?

let me get you something to drink.

take my hand!

shut your eyes for a while. it's okay.

you can use my bed.

i'll carry you if you want.

need a backrub?

i got your message. are you all right?

i'll take care of it.

no matter what happens, i will always love you.

where did you get that bruise?

let me draw a bath for you.

wait right here. don't move.

i've been looking all over for you.

i made this for you.

this should help with the swelling.

you deserve better than this.

you can have my umbrella.

come inside. i'll take care of you.

where does it hurt?

i'll pick you up tomorrow morning.

you were supposed to go home an hour ago.

this was the only place i could think of.

you're the only person i can turn to.

you've always been on my mind.

i'll lay right here. i won't go anywhere.

squeeze my hand.

it's just that i love you so much...

if something happens, call me.

don't move. i'll be there in ten minutes.

you mean the world to me.

i don't know what i'd do if something happened to you.

go! i'll cover you!

let me massage your shoulders.

when's the last time you ate something?

here, take my jacket.

how long have you been here?

you sit. i'll find it.

i started the shower for you.

i cleaned while you were asleep.

don't you see? you matter to me.

if you fall asleep on me, it's all right.

a life without you is no life worth living at all.

i've never loved anyone like i love you.