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do it and i'll fucking spank you!
what have i been doing with my life?
that's really all life is, it's a series of a moments.
we're going home.
quit leering at me. people're gonna think i just broke up with you.
i don't wanna die!
you really are just a simple creature.
i don't think a killing spree is gonna make things better for us.
i'm talking about divine justice here.
if i had a dick, i'd go get laid.
i don't think i have any faith left.
you're suggesting i need to get filled?
i think god is dead.
no pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air.
just sit down and shut up.
i'm pissed off is what i am.
no wonder you're single.
if there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?
i'm trying to keep our profile low.
i hate it when people need it spelled out for them.
he's the quiet type.
fuck this town, man!
how am i supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this?
i had to do all the work.
any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire.
movies are fucking bullshit.
i didn't ask you out for sex.
you wanna be my girlfriend?
look at me. i don't even know where i am half the time.
no married man kisses his wife like that.
are you married?
nobody is fucking me!
you can't just go around breaking people's hearts like that!
i fell in love with you!
kill it! kill it!
you're awfully nude.
death is a worry of the living.
i ain't no angel.
i can't wait to die.
you gonna listen to this shit?
isn't much i don't know about you.
you're doing it again. stop.
you lead a good life. good for you.
don't run! don't run!
you're getting off light.
i can inspire anyone i meet and give out a zillion and nine ideas a second, but i can't keep any for myself.
it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith.
everybody is looking for you.
you're a true friend.
you can change an idea. changing a belief is trickier.
[name] tells me you're gonna sleep with him?
how long have you two been together?
you think we're lovers? no, no, we're not gay.
do i come off as gay?
i was ... dumped once.
they always tell you it'll hurt less with time. when actually, it hurts more.
we need drinks.
when do you think you lost your faith?
one day god just stopped listening.
i'd give anything to feel that way again.
how do you kill an angel?
get your fucking hands off me!
all i'm saying here is one of us might need a little nap.
you sound like lucifer, man!
you've fucking lost it!
why are we enemies?
i'm tired of all this cryptic bullshit.
i fucking hate you!
i wish i could take it all back.
you are [name]. no one can take that away from you.
i say we get drunk, because i'm all out of ideas.
i wouldn't want to let the family down, now, would i?
alright. mistakes were made.
god doesn't live here anymore.
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry.
i'm feeling a little exposed here.
what are you, some kind of fucking chicken?
i was an artist!
take your best fucking shot.
the whole fucking world's against us, dude.
we still exist.
i was gonna shoot his ass!
this is just eons of repression getting purged.
why? what are you trying to prove?
this wasn't my idea!
i just wanted to go home.
you look terrific!
you sick, twisted fuck!
this is the apocalypse.
i'm sorry.
thank you.
who the fuck are you?
one of the drawbacks to being a martyr is that you have to die.
you might wanna take good care of yourself.
i really enjoyed meeting you.
crisis of faith over?
why don't you name the kid after me?