Merlin trash

i wanna thénk my määäāāam,,, and my daaæd

When you’re so precious your unconscious ass has 6 knights in shining armor fawning

You ever think about the fact that Merlin gets the most affection directed at him when he’s not around/conscious to appreciate it?

Reblog to actually save a life

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

Season 4 some dumb bitch would be like “he’s the devil mr. graham” and will would be like yeah i know he steals my coffee every morning and he takes nine million hours in the bathroom i can’t even piss

entranced recently not by “i can fix him” or “i can make him worse” but the “something deeply wrong with him and i want to be around as like a spectator when the car crash inevitably happens” dynamic

Hope people who know nothing about death note understand the human boy is the deeply unhinged one in this duo.