little guy incorporated

i like weed because it makes me a little dumb and it’s nice to have a break from all the otherworldly knowledge i possess

immediately showering and furiously washing the blood off my hands after stabbing someone, not because i feel any guilt or remorse for what i did but because i have sensory issues

"Mother tongue" is a linguistic term referring to what I get at your house when your dad's not home

if i had a penis i would treat it so well i would take it for walks and give it a comfortable bed to sleep on and give it treats etc

girl why is burger so expensive anymore?

They should invent a career path that isn't soooooooo scary

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

also shoutout to queerness and dykishness and gender fuckery. if you reblog this post you hate conservatives

In honor of 50k notes this post is dedicated to the queer identity that makes you specifically the most uncomfortable

Really wish words like “crossdresser” and “transvestite” didn’t get pushed out of people’s vocabulary cause now we’ve got 20yr olds who genuinely believe the two modes of expression are True Transgender and Valor Thief. Seeing takes like “men dressing as women is making a mockery of the transfeminine experience” (predominantly regarding F1nn5ter or celebs in skirts). Like ohhhh you are so right! We need to protect the divine feminine from any measure of mockery. You know what? We should gather weapons and storm our nearest Drag Story Hour and teach those degenerates a lesson.

so many people think the point of queerness is to just replace cisheteronormativity with a better set of boxes to fit everyone in rather than rejecting the idea that it's your job to tell anyone else what their box is