Just Your Average Platypus

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.

HEART EYES.

do you ever look at someone and think ‘man, what a work of art’

Sometimes being an adult is basically like being both a very young child and that child’s parent simultaneously. Like “Okay, if you go buy toilet paper you can get ONE TREAT.”

“Clean the bathroom, and we can get brunch at the place you like.”

“Finish this stupid paperwork and we can go veg-out and order pizza when we get home.”

“Clean the bathroom and you can have an entire chocolate bar.” 

Oh look there’s math to prove it too

@space-cadet-magic

dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i fall asleep in your bed for like fifteen hours, you fall in love with me