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Vander: Why are Mylo and Powder sitting with their backs to each other? Vi: They had a fight. Vander: Then why are they holding hands? Vi: They get sad when they fight.

Rick: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Morty: Twelve, actually. Rick: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Morty: Yours! Rick: That's right: no one's.

I can't decide between writing Pedro with his adult kids or his little babies, I want to see both!

Mylo: Hey, you want a tarot reading? Powder: Those are Pokemon cards. Mylo: You got a magikarp. Powder: ... Mylo: It means 'fuck you'.

Sersi, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Ikaris, the love of my life, for telling me Sprite was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech.

Druig: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Gilgamesh: I wrote you a poem. Druig, already crying: You did?

Druig: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Gilgamesh's birthday invitations. Makkari: Well, what are they supposed to say? Druig: "Gilgamesh's birthday". Makkari: So, what do they say instead? Druig: "Gilgamesh’s bi". Makkari: Makkari: Works out either way.