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Discworld cookery masterpost
New edition ! Recipes from Nanny Ogg’s Cookbook are marked with a *, all the others are creations from talented fans (shout out to @fantasyfeasts, for providing most of these, and @sewuniversebacktogether for attempting to make troll food). Discworld themed food for everyone !
Appetizers, snacks, sandwiches
Nanny Ogg’s Special Nibbles - with special party dip, made specially *
Sheep’s eyes *
Sam Vimes’s BLT
Sausage-inna-bun
Seldom Bucket’s Favourite Snack *
Where’s the Pork?
Main dishes
Primal Soup *
Pie floater
Slumpie *
Brodequin rôti façon Ombres - aka man’s boots in mud *
Horse Steak, Onions, and Foraged Vegetables
Genuine Howondaland Curry *
Mrs.Colon’s Genyooin Curry *
Lady Sybil Vimes’s Kedgeree *
Sourcerer’s Kedgeree
Curry with named meat
I Hate Chicken
Grimchi
Rincewind’s Potato Cakes *
Rincewind’s Potato Madness
Jolly Nourishing Fried Potatoes
Sergeant Angua’s Vegetable Stew - with dumplings *
Mrs Whitlow’s Artery-Hardening Hogswatch Pie *
Ploughman’s Pie
The Shepherd’s Crown pie
Mr Hong’s Fish Bars
Noodles
Wow- Wow Sauce *
Pizzas
Klatchian Hots -with anchovies
Klatchian Hots -without anchovies
Quattro Rodenti *
Creator’s pizza
Crunchy fried rat pizza
Four Strata Pizza
Bakery and sweets
Dwarf cake *
Dwarfish drop scones *
Drop scones
The Scone of Stone
Dwarf bread
Toffee-Rats on a Stick
Traveller’s Digestives *
Jammy Devils *
Figgins version 1* version 2
Soul Cake Duck cakes
Tupenny upright
Nobby’s Mum’s Distressed Pudding version 1* version 2
All Jolson’s Black Death meringue
Mrs Cake
Ankh-Morpork chocolate bonbons
Death by Chocolate
Chocolate Delight - with special secret sauce *
The Least Favourite Dessert of Verence II, King of Lancre *
Nanny Ogg’s Maids of Honour (nsfw-ish…) *
Strawberry Wobbler (very nsfw-ish) *
Spicy Spotted Dick (no, not nsfw) *
Bananana Soup Surprise (not-as-nsfw-as-it-could-have-been)
Weatherwax Apple Pie
Pteppic’s Djelibeybis *
Klatchian Delight
Honey Ice Cream
May contain Nuts
Troll food !
Troll drink (I need a name for this one !)
Sweet Stones
Lumps of Coal (this one is not supposed to be Discworld related, but come on !)
Don’t forget the drinks ! Check Discworld Drinks :
City Watch Cocoa
The Ankh-Morpork Fog
Update of the year, with something like a dozen new recipes !, provided by the amazing @fantasyfeasts. Happy Hogswatch everyone !
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Andrew Garfield on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 — dir. Marc Webb
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN RETURNS as DARTH VADER in the ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ Official Trailer
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Saying Uma Thurman is too old to reprise her role as Poison Ivy at 49 is a weak and sexist take. How old do you think Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo are? Let Harley have her milf.
Terfs keep critiquing my word choices on this post like their opinion fucking matters. Both of these characters would hate you personally.
stiles getting “a little excited” when it comes to derek
I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.
I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!
You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.
How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”
I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.
Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-
Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.
The simple thought that the jar jar anon exists in the same world as we do gives me shivers. I bet that if I look upon them, whoever they are, I will die instantly.
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I’m sure that somebody has probably pointed it out already, but there is officially published material in one of the art books of naked Jar Jar, and he’s like a Ken Doll down there:
@kaijutegu ever heard of a cloaca? Jar jar is a reptile.
Nope, Gungans are amphibians! Amphibians, while in possession of a cloaca, are not in possession of dicks. They just don’t work that way. When amphibians reproduce, they do something called a cloacal kiss, where the male ejects sperm directly into the female. Tailed frogs do have an extendible cloaca that can help propel the sperm into the other cloaca, and sometimes it comes out in packets, but amphibians have no penises. Jar Jar is packing absolutely nothing.
Also, having a cloaca doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t have a dick. Lizards have two dicks tucked up inside their cloacas. But amphibians just don’t work that way. Frogs, salamanders, Gungans? Dickless wonders the lot of ‘em.
There goes anon’s hopes and dreams
more importantly, why would even want Jar Jar to have a dick when we’ve seen their tongue game in such excruciating detail in the films? I’m a lesbian and am repulsed by men and even I’d consider getting cleaned out by it
What the absolute fuck did I read? I just woke up, and I get hit with a jar jar dick debate….
Every day and every night, I am reminded by this site that language is a concept humans have created and that words have meaning. I am reminded every day and every night of this fact viciously and brutally by this site. We should have never crawled out of the sea.
please. please leave me alone
I’m starting to regret ever watching star wars because I’m pretty sure this would have dealt 90% less psychic damage if I didn’t know who jar jar Binks is
BEN BARNES 1883 Magazine, 2022
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That awkward moment when Ewan McGregor throws so much shade at Kylo Ren's lightsaber that it becomes Obi-Wan "canon." (X)
Notes on this:
1. Battlefront II footage credit to ThePhunkyfish on YouTube.
2. He's only ribbing and not actually hating on the sequels.
3. Yes, when he says hilt he means the lightsaber's crossguard.
As he should