Kiss me like the ocean breeze

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

my dead wife. the ad free internet

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

sometimes I remember that some people will never experience brazilian music in their whole lives, and I feel genuinely sorry for them

you have to understand that my body does not work by default. “ohhh so many medications means so many chemicals inside you. i could never” well if i did not take these things i would not be able to function. i respect and have made peace with the chemical. Get out of my face