hot girl summer

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

it allows your halfling to operate a crossbow from an elevated position while still leaving your hands free for melee

dude get your fucking flashlight out of my face i can’t see shit

i don’t care if “my eyes are glowing” and “humans can’t do that”, turn off your fucking torch and stop screaming you idiot

Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings

delete this

This is art

[video description: a lovely snake coiled around a wind chime as rainbow light dapples the wall and sweet tinkling sounds play]

In honor of invader zim coming back Id like to remind everyone that at the first invadercon the staff played Justin Beiber’s Baby to get everyone out of the main conference room because it was like 12 AM and fans were still partying to invaderzim amvs

Anyone else remember that Canadian reality TV show where two contestants with zero experience get left in the wilderness and have to get out while that cowboy tracked them down on his horse ? And the contestants had to outrun and hide and they’d see him galloping over in the distance and they’d just get so scared and start sprinting into the bushes but they would always tumble down a hill or something and hurt they’re legs and the cowboy would catch up and lasso them??

WHAT

Desire paths are just the best human invention because cities will spend millions on sidewalks and yet. Our little foraging brains will think ‘too far cut thru grass for food’ and others will be like ‘other human have good idea. I follow’ until there’s a beaten path when there’s perfectly acceptable sidewalks to either side