chews my own arm off

my favourite part of ao3 not having an algorithm is that i can click on any random fic, out of whatever curiosity (morbid or otherwise) i may have on a whim, knowing I won't spend the next three months having ''similar'' content constantly shoved in my face in a desperate attempt to keep me engaged while i stab the not interested button over and over with a growing rage bubbling beneath my skin

atheist morrissey: Science Knows I'm Miserable Now

quit your job. you need to spend more time making posts that are a little too honest and personal & potentially embarassing yourself on tumblr

got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

i was like ok im a little too high and immediately there were beasts.

being in your 30s is cool because you can buy yourself children's toys and then use your superior adult abilities and skills to play with them way better and more efficiently than any child

i’m bleeding out in the snow and my friend is trying to help me but they just noticed that all my bloodstains are heart shaped so they set me down for a second to get some aesthetic photos they’re gonna post on instagram later. but to be fair i’m not tending to my wounds either i’m bitching on tumblr LOL! i think i am going to die in these snowy mountains. . . 🏔️ 🩸 ☠️

his sadboy eyes and lack of wanting to save himself has bewitched me body and soul

i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

its been six days since monday i dont think its coming back. we might be safe for good this time

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Any time I want something low-stakes to be mad about I think about how they cut bagels in St Louis

bela fujoshi’s dead