blue

everything is that serious but at the same time nothing is that serious

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

do i really look like that

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

''find out what you love and you'll never work one day in your life'' WRONG. i love to sleep and even if it was my job i would be bored someday because if i stay on the same place for too long i feel physically ill

and on the other there's nothing that terrifies me more than working the rest of my life. there has to be something more

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person