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huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

how to keep going for beginners

"this isn't romantic because their relationship is unhealthy and abusive" YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ROMANCE

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

surely another trinket will cure me

whenever i interact w older mutuals i imagine them being like damn not this kid again fml And then they drink like seven beers