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@plastic47
Hey tumblr, I'm still alive. Life's been pretty good. Learning a lot about who I thought I was or who I thought I needed in my life. Finally got promoted at Starbucks. Really lonely now that room mate #3 is Chelsea's boyfriend. (I love him but...) Meh. Pretty depressed tonight. Tomorrow is another day & it will be better. I'll be better.
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You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness.
I really needed to hear that right now. (via ladyduffney)
Skógafoss by Rafael Graf
A hero without a cape
Her name is Theresa Kachindamoto, and she is a senior chief - political leader of a region with a population of about 900,000 people.
She didn’t run for election; she was appointed, without her knowledge, while she was living and working in a completely different part of the country. She just received a call one day telling her to come back to her childhood home, because she was in charge now.
So she did; and when she arrived, she discovered widespread sexual abuse of children. She browbeat 50 uncooperative local leaders into accepting her decision to annul all the marriages. She then fired four of them when they continued to allow children to be married off in their areas. She still faces widespread opposition from parents who consider it their right to sexually abuse their daughters if they want to; but Kachindamoto very evidently does not give a fuck, and is continuing to use political and legal means to protect children in the region.
She’s not just an anonymous do-gooder; she’s an effective political leader despite incredibly difficult circumstances. Theresa Kachindamoto.
(via TumbleOn)
LOL. Yet another boycott by Republicans that backfired. It unintentionally helps raise awareness for Muslim refugees needing jobs, and has turned into another way to #ResistTrump
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Don’t stop now.
this little guy scared the shit out of me when i first saw Toy Story
southern memes:
•having literal pastures next to your school •“there’s a half inch of snow we must close schools” •dinky snowmen built out of said half inch of snow •those shirts that girls wear with leggings and boots that say things like “tea drinkin’, jesus lovin’ southern girl” •texas •"what accent? i don’t have an accent" •cicadas •high school football •people getting mugged at rivaling high school football games •monogrammed EVERYTHING •those small town boutiques where everything is pink and green polka dots or chevron print with letters on it •going to smaller towns and people acting like they’ve never seen unnaturally dyed hair before reblog with other Southern Memes
if you dont like sweet tea you can fuck yourself
when someone asks “can you go grab me a Coke” they could mean literally any carbonated beverage you just learn to roll with it
“over yonder”
if you don’t know the layout of the town from the last twenty years good luck with any directions you’re given by a local
- being able to identify what part of the state someone is from entirely by their accent
- “fixin’ to”
- beauty pageants
- the most god-awful and ridiculous names you’ve ever heard in the history of ever (they’re family names. don’t insult them. just smile and accept it.)
- church on every block (this is not, strictly speaking, a hyperbole. it is very true)
- this has already been said, but let me reiterate: sweet tea
- passive aggression
- “bless your heart”
- two-part names. (mary ann, ann marie, sarah jane, etc.)
Grits. I’m mad at myself for forgetting this the first time so I had to make a big deal about it and reblog again. G R I T S
- college football loyalties that can and will break a family
- “______ than a ______” but never pronounced properly i.e. “i’m madder’n a hornet”
- bama. not Alabama. just. bama.
- if you didn’t join a sorority, did you even really go to college?
- we all know a mary katherine/kathryn and she was either the nicest person you ever met or basically the emodiment of evil
- “i tell you what” is a complete thought
-fried okra
-collared greens (colla’d greens)
-FRICKING CHUBBIES (the shorts)
-you call someone “ma'am” or “sir” down here and it’s considered polite but you call someone from up north that and they think you’re calling them old or some other insult
-Georgia pronounced like “jaw-ja” with no r
-Sonic happy hour
-camo
-the trains rolling through at the most inconvenient times like we legit had a train come through during my cousins graduation and the ceremony halted for like ten minutes
-standing outside during tornados with your neighbors just like looking at the clouds
-cutoffs, mullets, and cowboy boots
-ur mom probably has a Wall of Crosses in her house
-the answer to “what did u do this weekend/over break” is literally always, “we went to the lake”
-also like u don’t even have to name a specific lake everyone just knows
-mason jars everywhere
-two seasons: the Long Winter and Satan’s Asscrack
- Those “Summer in [insert state here]” pictures everybody and their great aunt share on facebook.
- When your accent gets stronger when you are trying to be polite.
- So many Civil War Memorials. So many.
- Junk sculptures in front yards.
- That one yard with all the cars in it.
- That one store/house with all the metal signs plastered all over it.
- This sign:
- Antique stores. So many antique stores
- Barbecue restaurants EVERYWHERE
- “We go to the church on the hill”….. “Which hill?”
- Cows getting loose and chilling in the middle of the road
- Everything can be fixed with WD-40 and/or duct tape
- “It’s so good it’ll make you wanna slap your mama”
- Accent intensifies when you’re around other people with said accent
- Accent also intensifies when you’re yelling about something
- I personally like to call people “jackwagon” when they do something stupid. That could just be me though
-The Celebration (if your from Walking Horse Territory)
-Drive your tractor to school day
-Town History Celebrations (Our’s is called Old Timer’s Day) with a parade through town
-High School Homecoming Parades
-Just parades…they happen for everything
-Eclectic festivals (My personal favorite is the RC and Moonpie)
-Pulling over for funerals
-Hanging in the “insert grocery store chain here” parking lot
-“You wanna take this behind the Co-op?“
-ville is always pronounced -vull
I can’t believe @memento-amare and I forgot:
- Dollar General stores everywhere
- Piggly Wiggly
- Save a Lot
- Vera Bradley
- Sundrop and Coca-Cola cake
- Banana pudding at every potluck ever. With Nilla Wafers
- Real moonshine. Like the moonshine you get when you know a guy who knows a guy
- Confederate flags and “Rebel Girl” tshirts
- Very large, very loud trucks
- Bama Fever and Tiger Pride stores
- That little drawing of a clown on the back of Golden Flake chip bags that tells you to put your garbage in the trash
- Shur Fine is more than just a vague answer y’all it is a generic brand lol
- Houndstooth everything
- Boiled peanuts in every gas station. Like in a crock pot ready to be sold by the cup.
@stephaniie-brown this made me realize u probably have an accent
-brisket
-other people’s impression of “mexican food” vs real mexican food
-(go to the sketcy dives if you want real mexcian food, fyi)
-hating all other southern states
- “i live closer to mexico then i do a place that actively gets snow”
-”it never snows here” “YES IT DOES IT SNOWED FOR 3.4 MINUTES THREE YEARS AGO AT 9:43:02 ON JANUARY 22″
-y’all
-flannel + cowboy boots
-you always know three people with horses. even if you don’t know that you know, trust me you know them
-those people who live four hours away from everyone and they have chickens
-hayrides at Halloween, the hayrides are haunted
- Walmart is a hometown institution - a cult-like obsession with Popeyes
Guys, I’m just kind of… Imagining History lessons in the future… Imagine the kids as the teacher tells them about Trump. About the Women’s March, about the Wall, about friggin’ Rogue NASA, about the Muslim ban and the lawyers at the airports. And then the teacher says “oh, and that was just like the first ten days”. Just imagine it
who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago
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no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips
Vintage opium & marijuana apothecary jars
a pot full of pot
this is the kind of content i’m here for
I missed you sex is fucking great
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me as a parent
Let the kid live!!
