dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

He is, however, in the mafia

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

you think you're 'the most fuckable person at the grocery store' and those people aren't thinking about you at all. they're just getting groceries. nothing is about you

Don't listen to them baby. I'm sucking your cock in my mind. And your pussy

Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

I dont care what you're referring to. You are right.