We are all broken, that's how the light gets in

not to be fake deep but… there was something in the air that night… the stars were bright… fernando…….

Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It’s like people are unique individuals…..or something………….

An amazing and revolutionary concept

Hey I’m so glad this post is picking up

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

Netflix and avoid people

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours

We pay tax on items we purchase with money we earn that has already been taxed.

I ordered a blonde flat white from Starbucks while on my break and the barista must have been having a long day bc he goes “that would be my stripper name” and there was like five seconds of dead silence between us before he looked up realized he said that out loud

You tipped right

i put 20 bucks in his hand and told him to pocket all of it

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself