“Then Cooltrainer it is, woman human! A most excellent choice, if I do say so myself.”
Articuno had always had a bit of a soft spot for Cooltrainers in Kanto. Or at least some of them. Specifically the ones with their fur dyed such a wonderful shade of blue.
“And trainers are a special kind of human in my world. From what I have observed they are a short species who capture creatures and contain them in small metal balls. They also like to wear funny hats and try to ride strange two-wheeled devices indoors.”
Humans were odd in general, but trainers? Articuno had given up on trying to understand their motives a long time ago.
Noticing that the ice cream parlor was now only a few meters away, the legendary gave a cheerful chirp and dove towards the building. Articuno could practically feel the ice inside already, and any second the bird was prepared to be enveloped by the delightful coolness contain-
With a loud smack the bird slammed straight into the large storefront windows. A few customers scattered as the sharp crunch of cracked glass echoed across the street, and a moment later the bird collapsed backwards onto the pavement.
“…are we there yet?”
It does sound excellent indeed, what a delightful ring to the term. Akira has, after all, always tried to cultivate a cool image. Subtly. Very subtly.
❛They sound adorable, if I do say so. We don’t really have humans like that in my world, though plenty do wear funny hats.❜ Though hopefully nobody tries to ride a bicycle indoors. They should know that’s not the place or time for that!
People were strange everywhere, it seemed. Odd to get confirmation of that from a talking bird of all things, but it is what it is.
Alira let out a startled gasp as the blue bird smacked right into the parlor window. She’d seen pigeons and the like do that sort of thing back in Tokyo but... Well this was something a little different.
❛That was glass... oh, are you okay? Should I get the door for you this time?❜ she asked, torn between concern for the bird and amusement at the truly shocked expression on the face of the teenage boy working behind the counter in the shop.












