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Oh boy oh boy would he ever just come across something so hideously ugly he just HAD to accost them. Or it. They were certainly something nonetheless. Spear at the ready, Dito would sneak up as best he could, then....
Bonk.
Tapping the wooden spear upon the other’s shelled cranium, the resulting sound made Dito laugh in utter disgust combined with delight.
“Oh, oh maaaan, is someone actually ALIVE in there? Ahahaha, oh by far that is one of the ugliest and sorriest sights that I’ve seen! It must suck to be you, looking like an ugly ass turtle all the time, huh?”
Another tap of the spear on the other’s head, and another peal of laughter.
“I bet you were so ugly you just HAD to put on that gross ass armor huuuh? You can’t afford to show your face because it’s so humiliating? Aha! That’s so horrible, I love it!”
Clear as it was to say, Dito was highly amused.












