i got chakras as blitzed as my linguistic forces

please pass the popcron

Q eye except Jonathan has a gun

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

Op did you say it

did you say it op

me, 21 years old: *still kinda lookin around for cool sticks and odd looking rocks that might reveal latent magical powers*

please love me in the most soft and loyal way. I’m so tired.

the only unproblamatic anime boy is alphonse elric. hes never done a damn thing wrong in his life ever.

Attempted alchemy’s one and only taboo?

he just wanted to see his mother smile again you heartless monster 

every text is a risky text when youre a dumbass who cant use words right