girl help

I really need to eat a guy [remembers how this website gets about cannibalism] in a distinctly non-erotic manner [remembers to fight back against the stigmatization of sexuality] but my cock's rock hard for other reasons.

she creepin on my weirdo til i dont belong here. what the hell am i doing here

call that radio head

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

being in your 20s is like im 17 and i don't know who i am. im 55 curled up with a book. im ancient. i've been here forever. i never left. i'm 5 years old and i'm lost at the supermarket

i hate celebrities i hate extreme wealth i hate designer clothes i hate celeb magazines i hate celebrity social media i hate private airplanes i hate closet tours i hate nepotism babies i hate celebrity weddings i hate red carpets i hate celebrity birth announcements and gender reveals i hate celebrity worshippers i hate

he has one eye. he has one horn. he can fly. he's purple. he eats people. i didn't say any names but he popped into your head didn't he.

i’m tired of all the “pretty” people having the same bratz clone face i’m tired of the skinnies wearing clothes literally made for toddlers just because they can and making it trendy to be the size of a two year old i’m tired of cosmetic surgery being girlbossified and i’m really really tired of being a woman who just wants to EXIST while being told that i’m not doing it right and that changing everything about myself is supposed to be Empowering and True Feminism

why do they call it a restroom, i'm kicking so much ass in here

just killed a wild boar

i love saving images onto my cell phone. it’s like picking berries

parasite in chief in her idiot coffin

You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing