my last braincell is heart shaped

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

this pride it is mandatory that everyone is nicer to lesbians. especially trans lesbians

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

giving myself a merit badge that says SURVIVED MARCH

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

All right, hold on – is there anyone in this room who wasn't grown in a tube by a shadowy quasi-governmental conspiracy as a living weapon? Anyone at all?

Mine was a sphere

you guys got your own containers? I was grown in a high-capacity vat with the rest of my batch

Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!