same hat? same hat.

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

yellowjackets shippers really be passing natalie scatorccio and shauna shipman around like a blunt

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Thank you @artifactrix !

on principle i'm completely with the tumblr users who wanna mock folks who don't listen to rap/hip-hop/jazz/country/etc but some of the discourse on the subject on here seems to indicate that people think merely consuming media is like an act of social justice or some shit and thinking about it like that is just as fucked. you're not like, doing a favor to Black people by putting on jazz records you know

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

“my pretty girl” raw. next question.