The Strange Life

One could even say.....jurassic

Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.

a gif like this doesnt come around but once every dynasty

Favourite line in all of Dinsey

ho ho HO SHIT

do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity. 

what a weird looking hand

it’s not nice to make fun of handicat people

WHEN THE HELL IS IT MY TURN. 

OMG. LOOK AT COOKIE.  HOLY FUCK.  

I literally said “oh my god” outloud at the Jensen one

I LOST IT AT ROMNEY

ITS BACK

Oh my

I wasn’t expecting that last one