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we're not kids anymore.
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It’s always, “We’ll love, support, and listen to you no matter what!!”
Until I’m spacing out of conversations. Until the brain fog is really bad and I’m mentally exhausted.
The only solution is music through my headphones. Which you hate. So I’m spaced out.
And then it’s, “Are we chopped liver to you? Take off your headphones. I get that you’re a teen now but we exist too.”
I spend time with you guys, despite the fact that you are very mentally draining for me. I love you despite that.
The real question here is Am I chopped liver to you? I get it. You’re the parents. You’re superior to me.
But can you please acknowledge that I’m someone too? That I have thoughts and feelings as well? Why is it only when you’re older, people start to treat you like a person? Am I not a human as you are, only younger?
⭐To all the fanfic writers out there, a little gold star!⭐
let's pretend there's a badass quote here
DONEEEE FINALLYYYYY (started this back in early april ig)
absolutely loved drawing this and this is certainly gonna become a merch someday, a mutual gave me an idea to turn this into a keychain and im obsessed
anyway hope yall like it!! this is mostly a small twist in those eye charts which are usually the characters staring at the camera but i find it uncanny to draw so i made it more epic hehe
I think ao3 is literally the only site where no censorship means no censorship. you can post the most vile things on there — things that will get taken down on any other platforms — and ao3 will protect you, your works, and your rights to create whatever you want, however you want.
and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.
everybody say thank you ao3

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uhHh, i love their skins from this season🤘🏻🌟
Stop S.3054 to protect unaccompanied children
Children are the most vulnerable members of our society and we must protect and care for them at all costs.
The recent passing of S.3054 in the House of Representatives threatens this protection. This bill, which passed with a vote of 225-201, will allow ICE agents to conduct strip searches on unaccompanied children and extend their detainment periods.
These children are often fleeing violence and seeking safety.
As a community, it's our responsibility to ensure kids are treated with compassion, not subjected to further trauma. The implications of this bill are terrifying and inhumane, as it neglects to prioritize the well-being of children, who should not be subjected to these invasive measures.
We're talking about young kids who are in a critical stage of development, who need nurturing environments, not situations that could cause lasting psychological harm.
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Me: I have a long task! Time to focus!
*Goes and spends 3 hour falling down a conspiracy theory rabbit hole*
Me:
the saddest thing about AI replacing art isn’t even the technology itself
it’s watching people slowly stop believing their own thoughts are worth the effort unless they can be optimized, monetized, automated, or consumed instantly
some of the most meaningful things humans create are messy, niche, self-indulgent, emotional, unfinished, embarrassing little pieces of themselves
that’s not a flaw in art. that IS art.
the only place that 'i suffered and because i suffered so should you' belongs is when you see something diabolical or emotionally devastating on the internet so naturally youve gotta call up your best friends

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the only place that 'i suffered and because i suffered so should you' belongs is when you see something diabolical or emotionally devastating on the internet so naturally youve gotta call up your best friends
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!
Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.
I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor if he tried.
He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following
"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"
Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"
Love that you guys seem to like the stories about my Guy, here's another. (also for context i need to say that english is not the language he spoke, and when i say 'fag', i'm using it for our version of the slur. Our Guy insisted that that's just how you call gay people in our language (it isn't))
We had an openly gay coworker who looked like it (crop tops, dyed hair, make-up) and he was often harassed by the waiters from the football bar next door. The gay dude had the same name as the Guy, who insisted that we would specify the he isn't gay, so they just became "Name" and "Not Gay Name". He was fine with that.
Oh he also once went on a rant about how he respects our gay coworker more than "those other fags" because "at least he has the balls to look like a fag, yknow? None of that sneaky shit where you can't tell if they're trying to fuck you or your girlfriend." When I then told him I was bi, he looked me over and called me some slurs before telling me that I don't need to rub it in that I can get both. Then he asked me if I think he's hot and when I told him no, he informed me I should stick with women because I clearly have shit taste.
He once accidentally bullied one of our younger waitresses out of an early eating disorder she was developing before working there (she told me about it after)
Boss gave us one meal from the menu a day as a job bonus, and we had this very shy seventeen year old working with us who was already nervous around men, but Our Guy was a 6'3 dude who only stopped yelling and cursing when he was not speaking at all. If he was the one cooking that day, he'd peek out of the kitchen an hour before he'd start closing it up, and would shout at you if you haven't ordered your meal yet because he hated cooking once he already cleaned. The waitress was scared shitless of him, and so whenever he would yell at her to "fucking order already", she'd panic and just pick something.
She didn't eat much but the first time she tried to throw out almost the whole plate, he got so personally insulted that he berated her for not picking something she'd like, and demanded to know what he did wrong. He got really upset about apparently not being able to cook something that this kid would like and I'm pretty sure he started putting in extra effort to make sure she would eat it this time? It lead to him quite literally standing over her like a hawk when she ate to "see her reaction" and demand an immediate review to see what he can improve.
She later told me that it she was so scared and awkward around him back then that it kind of overrode her fear of food, and that she still sometimes pretends she's back there, when she feels a bad episode coming on, so. He did do something good for the world i guess
Our Guy met a nonbinary person once when my friend came to visit me at work. He was just on a smoke break so I had to introduce them and when I said "They're visiting" he got confused and asked us how many people are there (and then threatened murder if they dare order something while he's on a break). I had to explain this man what a nonbinary person is, he thought about it for a second, called the whole thing "fucking stupid, there ain't that shit in nature" and then proceeded to very mockingly refer to them as (our language equivalent of) "your majesty" and use the pronouns you use for people you're supposed to respect (which is genderless and very formal)
My friend thought he was really funny before I explained to them that I'm pretty sure he thought he was being mean (but hey he it wasn't misgendering so yay)
Then (after his break) they ordered a vegan sandwich and we heard him cussing them out about how "they should pick a fucking struggle". Later I asked him about it and got told that "how much shit can you deny yourself? Cheese, gender, the fuck's next?"
"Cheese, gender, what the fuck's next?"
I like how his issue isn't with the "that shit ain't in nature" thing he mentioned, but the idea that being nonbinary is some form of self-deprivation and that they deserve a gender like everyone else.
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What a FASCINATING person
Adding OP's final addition so we can get it all in one reblog chain.
Absolutely fascinating human, I never ever want to meet him or know what he looks like but want to hear more
You are a tech scavenger in a post apocalyptic future. No one else is better at hacking into “smart” devices from the mid 2020s to retrieve lost data. Paid handsomely for found art and literature. But you are about to find something priceless, that places your life in jeopardy…
The life is your social life, or rather the reputation you have. You found your phone, the one you lost a few years ago. It has so many memories before the world was this dark. You accidentally give your client the phone instead of their device. They see your Tumblr account. You become a laughing stock. 
Top 5 reasons I love the Percy Jackson Fandom
We have a love triangle going on between Jason, a brick, and a stapler.
Blue food
The background characters are acknowledged and loved as much as the main ones
The most powerful children of the gods are a guinea pig, pine tree, and corn.
Dam jokes

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I am gonna make a playlist called “tumblr nightmare shuffle”
your task? each give me ONE song to add to it
war by heaveb pierce her
Carrying the Banner from Newsies
Cigarettes and Sabotage by All Time Low
Keeping Fiberglass out of Fast Food
Keep Fiberglass Out of Fast Food
I don’t care what you believe in.
This isn’t politics.
This is basic fucking food safety. I don’t want fiberglass in my food and you shouldn’t either.
Spread the word.