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Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

in some places a quesadilla doesnt include cheese

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

lads…… it’s march. how we coping

we aren’t

this didn’t fucking happen. arthur doesn’t eat ass. arthur doesn’t eat ass in the books. arthur doesn’t eat ass in the cartoon.

one time i went on a date with this guy who kept tucking my hair behind my ear and i kept untucking it but like 5 minutes later he would reach out and do it again and eventually i just ducked away when he tried and then the next day he tweeted about girls not appreciating a gentleman and i’m pretty sure it was about me

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

and this isn’t like…a revolutionary statement but someone being 18 doesn’t mean it’s like…ok for your old, dusty, ancient, prehistoric, elderly, geriatric worn out, run down, senior citizen discount at golden corral getting, fossilized, decrepit, senile, exhausted, tired, antique, CRUSTY ass to date them because it’s ‘legal’