Hey watch out I heard there's an ape on the loose they coul🦍d be anywhere

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

Jesus christ

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

That literally got weirder and weirder with every word

This is something I cannot advocate for enough

Jake is such a mood

if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed

nothing’s out of fashion if you don’t give a shit

Fashion designer here! Fashion is completely made up. It’s major social function is to highlight class division and express allegiance to various subcultures. Wear whatever the hell you want as often as you can, and donate to ethical resale outlets

I can’t wait for the day a woman’s strength isn’t dictated by how much abuse she can endure