lmao (dies)

And I love you for that

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

It's like at that one store too, it was all nightcore and stuff but somehow everything was much slower and not as cute??

this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

sometimes i feel bad for having mostly female ocs and then i remember the large amount of people who are so obsessed with men and mlm ships exclusively to the effect of rampant violent misogyny so i think im ok

ill get too into my own little bubble like "oh no i must be overdoing it having so many women.... i really should diversify" but then stepping out and realizing that no it seems im far more in the minority than i thought and theres a scarily disproportionate amount out there who wouldnt even consider adding One

Did you know? Tomorrow is Make A Terrible Comic Day! You have a few hours left to prepare yourself to make something terrible

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity