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What does this mean 😨

I hope you’re all very happy with yourselves

Because I just ate 30 fucking tacos, all in one sitting. What in the actual fuck 😩😩😩

How is it even possible to eat this much fucking food in one go? Like I really fucking walked in, sat in a booth, and literally ate tacos for almost 2 hours straight. I was so fucking full in that booth after slamming down that last taco. I felt full after 24 but figured I could bring any extra home, but nope I just kept chomping and pushing because dumb fat hog sees food on his plate so he eats it.

My gut is so fucking firm right now, my belly button feels so fucking right and shallow. Probably cause there’s 30 FUCKING TACOS stuffed in it. I feel gigantic, I guess all that eating over the weekend did stretch my gut out and now I’m even more fucked with how much food I want/need to fill me to the brim. I just keep eating and stretching my gut out, it’s no wonder I’m getting such a monster ball gut 😩

This was such a crazy thing to do, especially when I remember eating a dozen was a goal when I first started eating here. Now I’ve more than doubled that and my gut is looking more engorged with food than ever before. What a stupid irresponsible amount of fucking food I crammed all into my belly. Like this was well over 3k calories in a single meal and now my gut is distended so far out in front of me right now 🥵

God just keep the tacos coming, keep serving them to me until I literally can’t force another bite down. Fill me to the brim with tacos until I’m about to pop, and then push even more on me. Watch me groan in pain, holding my gut with one hand but still stuffing the food down with the other. Make me beg for them to stop even though all you’re doing is just placing food in front of me, it’s my own greed and gluttony that keeps overfeeding me. Can’t stop stuffing my fat face, my gut keeps growing bigger and fatter but I just keep fucking eating.

Tell me if this is a stupid amount of food and how fat I am if you agree 👀

Pathetically overstuffed 🥵

Figured the holiday weekend would be the best time to try out this BBQ monster of a sandwich. It’s an absolute meat tower 🤤

2 fucking pounds of all different kinds of BBQ meat on this bad boy, doesn’t it look incredible? 😍 As you can imagine, I just used a fork on this thing cause you really can’t eat it like a sandwhich. Though taking it apart makes you look like an extra hog cause there’s still so much food covering the entire plate, and all the different meats make it look like a big pig trough of food for me to shovel on down.

Fuck it really filled me up, look at this big fat belly it gave me right now? 😮‍💨 I think a parking lot stuffed gut selfie is fitting after a meal like that right? Especially with how big it’s filling this tank up!

I also heard the servers chatting and making sure I was eating it “for here”. At least they’re double checking so I commend them on that piece. ☺️

I hope they noticed I cleared the whole fucking thing plus a medium side order of beans too. I guess if they spotted how round my gut is after all that though they would’ve be too surprised at where it all went 😬

I got some of those Americanized soft tacos again. But classic fatboy problem 😞 I ordered them for dine in and they brought them out to me all wrapped upin a to-go bag. I guess I can’t blaaaame them since this is a “lot” I guess. 🙄 I do go to this place a lot though so I thought they’d know

Oh well, so I had to just dump them all out on the table in front of me and just start unwrapping them and porking them down. Woof it kinda made my belly pretty big, but it’s okay to get a bit of a gut during summer with all the eating going on. Especially for a holiday weekend 😇

Boudin balls, a 1 pound bbq burger, a big ribeye sandwhich, sweet potato fries, onion rings, and bread pudding 🤤

I felt like a really fat hog eating it too cause it was pretty crowded, and I was at a small table so my food was covering most of. It looked like a big feast in front of me that I was just eating from nonstop.

I was tearing through it, but the last of the burger I was really trying to discretely pushing my fist into my gut so I could burp out the room for it. But I did finally get to shove every single bite into my big fat tank.

I guess it looks like a lot of food too because my waitress looked pretty nervous again when asking if I wanted some dessert. 😬 I’m so glad she asked though cause I was gonna ask for some anyway 😩

It’s also fun to ask your server what they recommend for dessert and get that. It’s like “yes please, after you have just seen me gorge on enough food for multiple people, and my gut is literally bulging in my lap, what else would you think I should pack down into my big fat belly?“

I waddled out of there and yeah… after all that food my shirt was not staying down all the way. It’s becoming a bit more of a problem lately. And then I realized I spilled a little bit on my shirt 🥲

Holy fuck though my gut is looking ROUND lately too. I think all this eating is starting to catch up to me, I feel bigger cause my arms and wrists occasionally brush the sides of my bowed out stuffed gut when I drive now.

Gotta get my eating under control. But I can’t stop thinking about fucking food. Can’t stop thinking of stuffing my fat face with so much I my gut gets solid from all the food inside. Gotta make big fatboy gut busting orders that make people think other people are gonna join me. I just want more food stuffed in this fat GUT while I pretend not to notice how concerningly huge it’s blowing out to be.

Oof! Last time I tried on this shirt, it definitely didn’t fit like this! I’m eating more than I thought

Also I really love milkshakes 😋 🤤

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