fuck, is that ovid?

people looovee reducing adam and gansey’s relationship to just the repugnant argument while completely failing to mention come on adam please we’ll make it work. you’d come with. you could come stay at monmouth for the night. he’s a genius. what do you think i’ll see if he dies? he didn’t know whether he wanted to save gansey or be gansey. some days gansey wished he could be him because adam was so very real and true in a way gansey couldn’t ever seem to be. adam felt like he had helped a bird hatch from an egg. who has he had to love him? ever? only gansey ever seemed to catch him at it. searching for the only pair of eyes in the room that mattered — where was gansey? i do miss the romans gansey said just to see adam smirk which he did. thank god we’re not fighting thank god we’re not fighting thank god we’re not fighting. treason adam said because he knew it would please gansey and he saw that it did. if adam was stupid about his pride gansey was stupid about adam. hey, tiger. i should call gansey. adam’s body shook in silent convulsions of laughter. adam looked more like himself than he had in ages and gansey silently vowed to do whatever it took to keep him that way. i’m glad we’re not fighting it was stupid for it to go on so long. gansey wasn’t like anyone else and suddenly adam wasn’t sure if he wanted him to be. you were smart to figure it out. you marvelous creature. his fallible king. gansey, his best friend, his stupid and kind and marvelous best friend.

the dream thieves is the most perfect book ever because adam and gansey are going through a divorce, blue is breaking up with adam, ronan lets go of his crush on gansey in favor of perusing his para-religious devotion to adam full time, kavinsky is obsessed with having a threesome with gansey and ronan and sends gansey a dick pic from ronan’s phone, gansey starts dating blue behind adam's back the second they're freshly divorced and adam and blue have broken up, ronan turns kavinsky down and as a reaction to that kavinsky kidnaps ronans brother and then kills himself in front of their whole group. everyone is completely unfazed by this except for gansey who seems to care a little bit which adam thinks is cute. it's also in this book that the hitman who killed ronan’s dad starts hitting on blue’s mom. sound off in the comments if you know of any other ya books similar to this

sometimes i randomly remember how insane maggie stiefvater was for making ronan lynch—a man that can create reality—a man of god, when he himself is a god of a man. then to take this man and have him be not only in love with, but a literal soulmate of a man named adam. parrish. adam parrish. who, mind you, lives above ronan's very own place of worship. and is the namesake of the first of mankind that the bible says god made from the literal dust of the ground (adam parrish: comes from nothing, hair "dusty" in color) and appoints him to care for the garden of eden (adam parrish: sacrifices himself to ronan's sentient forest). then has adam viewing ronan as a god and ronan saying "maybe he dreamt (created)" adam???? like who just fucking writes that and goes about their life?

hamlet’s “i did love you once” and ophelia’s “indeed, my lord, you did make me believe so” is such an underrated gut punch. it’s betrayal it’s heartbreak it’s vulnerability it’s so over. truly no one is doing it like shakespeare

I really do think that it’s good for the soul to be unironically pretentious about something. Not in a gatekeeping kind of way but in a “yes, it really is that deep and I would love to enthusiastically and passionately explain why” kind of way.

behind every toxic homoerotic codependent male friendship is a wife who’s a little bit into it

it's so beethover -> we're so bach

I made a wheel for this for better randomising.

your blorbo should not be at the club. they'd ruin the vibe if i'm honest

thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

august please be good to all the friends in my phone. thank you

Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"