any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

isn't this just the dentist

went to college and came back wrong

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

this whole “never repeat outfits” shit is not working for me. i get attached to one oversized sweater and that’s all you’ll see me in for a week

One direction really said “I want to write you a song one to make your heart remember me so anytime I’m gone you can listen to my voice and sing along” and then went on a 8 year hiatus

learning how to hunt for the good fic on ao3 definitely has a learning curve but with time and effort and practice you too can develop a keen sense for how good a fic will be based on how unhinged the tags are

im like if a really boring girl had a lot of things wrong with her

We need like a month where nothing happens and there's no repercussions we all just stay in bed and hibernate and nothing goes wrong