Sweetheart

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

some of yall so busy playing the peeping tom you forgot to dismantle the beeping bomb

now a days i fear so much of the youth is so busy eating cheetos theyre not paying attention to the scary men abusing cheat codes

the problem is that everyone is on their phones now chasing a bit of likes and they don’t even realize they’re about to fall into a pit of spikes

idk why people say "sleep is for the weak" like....ok maybe to YOU.... to ME sleep is for the cozy....like stfu maybe if you went honk mimimimimi honk mimimimimi you'd calm down

is it just me or do babies make no fucking sense. "goo goo ga ga" dude what the fuck are you talking about

You throw away your ideals for success a shame to see. Whatever happened to baby's smiles being beautiful?

beautiful from billions of miles away dotting the night sky. point blank? that shit kills

Thinking about Bruce’s eating dome

i want subway

Ive got a footlong right here, nya!

hey does anyone here wanna get baptized

of course i have a praise kink, i'm a burnt out former gifted child.

This is the most addition to this post but I also can't fucking argue with it because it's true.

I had a Terry’s Chocolate Orange once in an airport 10 years ago (they’re very hard to come by in the US, I’ve never seen them sold anywhere else) and I think about it everyday.

So what you’re saying in the replies is that they are sold everywhere and they’re just hiding them from me every time I enter a store.

So what you’re saying is some sort of evil sorcerer put a curse on me to make Terry’s chocolate oranges totally invisible to me.

My mother just told me she bought me a chocolate orange one year for Christmas and put it in my stocking over the fireplace and it MELTED BEFORE I COULD EAT IT. I’m starting to think there is an actual curse on me and this is no longer a joke.