The Ballad of Big Al was truly The Boss's Will manifested.
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The Ballad of Big Al was truly The Boss's Will manifested.

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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Blue Prince” 🟦🤴📕 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 📜📰🗞️📊💹
Me: yeah whatever it's just another strategy roguelike.
5 minutes later: Dude I swear I just saw an eighth red letter in Herbert's safe.
My buddy Simon pacing: I think that the Red Guard's investigation into our mother's disappearance was a political manhunt organized by a militaristic ethnostate.
"Sorry Haruka, Im gonna be late for dinner. I gotta fight this thing that looks Like A Dragon"
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another Kamen Rider shitpost yeah I don't have a funny caption lol

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incredibly specific crossover The Third
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damn google that’s rough
extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.
I have some very good news for you about Black Bolt's real name
NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

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had a rough time doing map completion last night
Mario, the idea vs. Mario, the man in the style of Disco Elysium
1. "I used to have a console just like this"
2. Say nothing, just play the game
3. [Rhetoric: Challenging] impress him with your gaming knowledge
Rhetoric: 2
Low
27%
+1 Dr. Mario commits medical malpractice
+2 Read the manual
-1 Dr Pepper
This is a White Check. You may retry it.
⚀⚁
CHECK FAILURE
RHETORIC
You lay awake and think about this all the time, you have this in the bag.
YOU
"We all know Mario is cool as fuck." You place your hands on your hips with great confidence.
KIM KITSURAGI
"Horrible opening." his finger pauses the game by pressing a button on the controller.
ESPRIT DE CORPS [Medium: Success]
He is morbidly curious about where this is going
YOU
"But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles?" Your fist hits your palm to emphasize the point.
KIM KITSURAGI
"To save the Princess? Also gross."
AUTHORITY [Easy: Success]
Right now, all of his attention is on you.
EMPATHY [Medium: Success]
Despite his feigned disgust, he is actually quite curious.
ESPRIT DE CORPS [Medium: Success]
He's never considered this before.
YOU
"And why do we think about him as fondly as the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper?"
INLAND EMPIRE
You will never forgive Dr Pepper for what he did.
KIM KITSURAGI
The lieutenant has no words. All that escapes his mouth is a helpless noise of confusion.
RHETORIC [Medium: Failure]
Now we hit him with the big whammy.
YOU
"Perchance."
RHETORIC
Thaaaaats it.
KIM KITSURAGI
He exhales lightly through his nose.
EMPATHY [Medium: Failure]
It's unclear if this is out of humor or exasperation.
KIM KITSURAGI
"You can't just say 'perchance', detective."
YOU
"I believe-"
RHETORIC [Medium: Success]
Never say that. It undercuts your argument. Try using a quote from someone smarter than you.
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success]
Immanuel Kant was an enlightenment era philosopher who made incredible contributions to metaphysics and ethics.
YOU
"It was Kant who said 'Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play'."
RHETORIC [Easy: Success]
Now loop that into your argument.
YOU
"Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day.."
KIM KITSURAGI
He holds out a flat palm towards you, "stop."
ESPRIT DE CORPS [Medium: Success]
What he wants to say is, can we please just get back to playing?
AUTHORITY [Medium: Success]
You are enlightening him. He is lucky to be granted this forbidden knowledge. You have no reason to stop because he can't handle the truth.
DRAMA [Medium: Success]
He also hasn't heard your Mario impression yet, my liege.
YOU
"And he exhibits theory by stating 'lets-a go!' Keep it up, baby!"
KIM KITSURAGI
His brow seems to be stuck in a confused furrow.
ESPRIT DE CORPS [Medium: Success]
The furrow intensifies upon you telling Mario to 'keep it up'.
YOU
"When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty,"
KIM KITSURAGI
He has taken off his glasses and is currently massaging the bridge of his nose.
ESPRIT DE CORPS [Medium: Success]
He does not find Mario stepping on turtles as funny as you do.
RHETORIC [Easy: Success]
Try getting profound, that'll reel him back in.
YOU
"He knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value."
KIM KITSURAGI
"Ok?" His voice is despondent.
ESPRIT DE CORPS [Medium: Success]
He just needs to wait it out and let you talk.
YOU
"A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price."
KIM KITSURAGI
"Fine."
YOU
"We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter-"
KIM KITSURAGI
"Why are we saying this?" He asks as he pushes his glasses back on.
DRAMA
Because it sounded cool!
YOU
"-Of a more privileged variety. The lifekind."
KIM KISURAGI
He is trying very hard to make sense of what you're saying "what?"
ENDURANCE [Easy: Success]
You're almost done with your rant. Dont let him knock you off course.
YOU
"Perchance." You triumphantly cross your arms over your chest, signifying the end of your final point.
KIM KITSURAGI
The lieutenant sighs deeply and silently turns the console back on.
ESPRIT DE CORPS [Easy: Success]
You can't just say perchance.
The further into Blue Prince you get the more you have to say “…should a child be doing this. Did my uncle known I’m 12”
The only reason for Comely fumbling the tournament is NOT because she sucks but because she HATES VEGETABLES

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caught up on gavv recently
I can only imagine how Lakia's gonna feel when he sees someone put salt on something. Like "oh so when I eat rocks it's weird"