neo yokio sentence starters
“you don’t deserve this big toblerone”
“i think he’s a demon sympathizer”
“the only worthwhile thing about you is your taste in luxury chocolate”
“what in the name of shakespeare’s ass is going on here?!”
“i’m sorry i didn’t know you had a new boyfriend”
“do you have a problem with those swim trunks?”
“you could have seen me sooner if you went to your dad’s funeral”
“I love water. without water there would be no nautical fashion”
“actually he’s not a loser, he’s a winner”
“is it possible she’s under the influence of a demon?”
“My one true love is now living the glamorous life of an investment banker in San Francisco.”
“Sorry guys, but I can barely navigate the hellish vortex between breakfast and dinner, let alone the labyrinth of the field hockey field.”
“Two is the loneliest number, ___ . Especially when you’re second to a jackass.”
“Who cares what time it is when the future is an interminable abyss of wackiness?”
“She’s possessed? That sucks.”
“I’d recognize your shitty voice anywhere.”
“Don’t get me wrong, I’m very touched by your dedication to your dead wife, but perhaps her spirit would be cheered by newer, more youthful perfumes.”
“Demon be gone from this Chanel suit!”
“Do we have to? I just got some seriously distressing news about my outfit.”
“A man with such a pure love for sport would never hang with demons.”
“While I’m gone, write 1,000 words on the graceful geometry of cable-knit sweaters.”
“I’m not sure alcohol really fits my personal brand anymore.”
“Well… that is the most melancholy pasta.”
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