this is what memes are made of

SECONDHAND NEWS

“I know there's nothing to say”

“Someone has taken my place”

“I know I got nothing on you”

“I know you're hoping to find someone who's going to give you peace of mind”

DREAMS

“Listen carefully to the sound of your loneliness.”

“It’s only me who wants to wrap around your dreams.”

“Players only love you when they’re playing.”

“When the rain washes you clean, you’ll know.”

NEVER GOING BACK AGAIN

“She broke down and let me in, made me see where I’d been.”

“I’m never going back again.”

“You don’t know what it means to win.”

DON’T STOP

“You’ll see things in a different way.”

“Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow.”

“Yesterday’s gone.”

“Why not think about times to come?”

“All I want is to see you smile.”

GO YOUR OWN WAY

“Loving you isn’t the right thing to do.”

“How can I ever change things that I feel?”

“If I could, maybe I’d give you my world.”

“You can call it another lonely day.”

“Tell me why everything turned around.”

SONGBIRD

“For you, the sun will be shining.”

“And I feel that when I’m with you, it’s alright. I know it’s right.”

“To you, I’ll give the world.”

“To you, I’ll never be cold.”

“I love you, I love you, I love you like never before.”

THE CHAIN

“Damn your love. Damn your lies.”

“And if you don’t love me now you will never love me again.”

“Damn the dark, damn the light.”

“Run in the shadow.”

YOU MAKE LOVING FUN

“You make me happy with the things you do.”

“This feeling follows me wherever I go.”

“It would be different and you know it will.”

“Don’t break the spell.”

I DON’T WANT TO KNOW

“I don’t want to stand between you and love.”

“Honey, I just want you to feel fine.”

“The truth has come down now.”

“You say you love me, but you don’t know.”

OH, DADDY

“You know you make me cry.”

“How can you love me?”

“You soothe me with your smile.”

“if there’s been a fool around, it’s got to be me.”

GOLD DUST WOMAN

“Take your silver spoon, dig your grave.”

“Lousy lovers pick their prey.”

“Is it over now?”

“Pick your path and I’ll pray.”

“Shatter your illusions of love.”

“Pick up the pieces and go home.”

SILVER SPRINGS

“I would be your only dream.”

“Did you say that she loved you?”

“I don’t want to know.”

“So I begin not to love you.”

“I say I loved you years ago.”

“Can you tell me it was worth it?”

“Time cast a spell on you.”

“You won’t forget me.”

“I know I could have loved you, but you would not let me.”

“Oh crap who’s dead now?”

“Do you know what discreet means? No sky writing!”

“you were aggressively bad. so much so that i began to choke on a mint and i almost didn’t fight it.”

“honestly? i thought i’d be dead by now.”

“I’m making you my screensaver. You’re replacing my cat.”

“Ugh. Pour me some more wine before I throw up.”

“Maybe I should start taping you so you can hear what it is that you say.”

“I didn’t push him, he got in between me and the margarita bar.”

“Oh how I’ve missed your frank and insulting questions.”

“If you don’t taste the wine it’s because I drank it.”

“I hate to see people cry. It reminds me how little I care about others.”

“My friends are the one thing in my life that hasn’t failed me.”

“You knocked on my door at 2AM and asked for money because the cab driver wouldn’t accept the zucchini you had in your bag. Then you cursed at me in the morning for not making pancakes.”

“No, I cannot kill you today. I have pilates.”

“I’m sure she was a real bitch okay? But she’s family. So that makes her our bitch.”

“We’re on a covert lesbian mission.”

“I refuse to believe that anyone could mess up macaroni and cheese”

“Oh my god this tastes burnt and undercooked at the same time.”

“you’re right and it’s annoying.”

“Yes I’m unbelievable. Close your mouths.”

“When she smiles at me? You can’t put a price on that.”

“Some people kiss their friends. It's like a high-five on the lips!“

“It’s not you, it’s me. But it’s mostly you.”

“God I just wish there was a pill you could take to protect your heart.”

“It was lovely having sex with you. Have a wonderful day.”

“Good friends share more than just gossip and brunch. They share enemies too.”

“I’m adorable crazy and he’s rampage crazy.”

“but we’re endgame”

“maybe we’re endgame”

“we had fun but we’re not endgame”

“personally, i think you’re endgame”

“you’re ok, i chloroformed you.”

“we’re gonna be a ship.”

“protect the princess!”

“help me, __ you’re my only hope.”

“i was attacked by a bear.”

“we discovered that you have the serial killer gene.”

“___ is the gargoyle king.”

“i’m cuckoo bananas for you, obvi.”

“are you trying to get shipped off to shutter island you lunatic?”

“charlatans! not another step!”

“that’s absolutely cuckoo pants.”

“that means you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.”

“hark! there she be!”

“follow me! your gryphon queen!”

“we have to avenge baby teeth.”

“it made me very very angry.”

“you wouldn’t be the first mobster to see a therapist.”

“ummm … does anyone have a chainsaw? because WHAT. THE. F…!”

“the fact that your ex boo has a new girlfriend has nothing to do with you suddenly being all in with me?”

“ummm, did you have a lobotomy for breakfast? you’re wearing my signature color!”

“i invented red. i am red.”

"you have something that i want. you sell organs, don't you?"

“my gargoyle minion will kill you.”

“save those eyes for the bedroom.”

feel free to change pronouns!

“last time we talked you called me a greedy bitch and I called you a crazy hag.”

“ok the truth is, i’m not perfect. only yesterday i burned a tray of biscotti.”

“can i be gay now?”

“i’m planning on having a massive hangover tomorrow.”

“tonic, water, bourbon, ketchup. that’s your grocery list?”

“do not get broccoli that is not your friend.”

“two of my friends involved in a nasty catfight? i live for that stuff.”

“you like to run i like to....sit.”

“she is annoying and i hide when she knocks on my door.”

“hi i’m from down the street, can i borrow a cup of condoms?”

“if she knew everything you did for her, she’d forgive you for everything.”

“actually he’s committing adultery. i’m just getting laid.” 

“you once called yourself “proof of god’s existence.”

“oh, i’m in agonizing pain. thanks for asking.”

“when you jump up and down the room moves more than your boobs.”

“i’m not gonna be old. ever since i was a child i knew i would never see 50.”

“i appreciate my life in a way most people don’t.”

“i love him enough to let him hate me.”

“it’s not hard to let go of live when you know you have lived.”

“oh how i lived.”

“you can dye that hair all you want but the gray is just gonna keep coming.”

“everyone knows the wife keeps the house and the husband gets the crappy apartment. it’s the american way.”

“do you know how bored i was today? i came this close to cleaning the house.”

“i don’t want to be the person i was before.”

“return the shoes?! i can’t talk to you when you’re being hysterical.”

“yes, i’m unbelievable, close your mouths.”

“i feel a wave of sickness coming on, and i want to be standing on your mother’s grave when it hits.” 

“i've never seen so many sweater sets — are you sure this is a closet and not a portal to the 1950s?”

“i never forget a gay face. i have what scientists call a homographic memory.”

“love can bring out the best in us...the confidence to move on, the courage to tell the truth, the strength to keep hoping, but sometimes what surprises us the most isn’t what love brings out but who it brings back.”

“we all take the gift of life for granted, if only we could slow things down because before you knew it, the gift is gone.”

“it’s so important to say these things when you can because when it’s over, it’s over.”

“a sense of security, it’s something we all search for whether it’s knowing you’re desired, taking control of our fears, or finding strength to do the right thing. but, the danger of a sense of security is that it may prove to be false.”

“__ isn’t really the bar fight type. he’s more of the ‘raise voices at a cheese tasting’ type.”

“he’s just a really veiny man whose face looks like a potato”

“being this funny is both a blessing and a curse”

“the woo-man group is my favorite band”

“I'm never going to get it out of my head that Greg Brady is Spider-Man.”

“she’s not a compulsive liar she’s just compulsively crazy.”

“i thought that was a doll or a sausage, not a person.”

“britney spears is the hero millennials need”

“maybe you shouldn’t be a furry.”

“i’d steal your man if he weren’t ugly.”

“was it the pants?”

“yes it was the pants.”

“would you let rick springfield operate on your brain?”

“this is my daughter, she’s a hedgehog.”

“Oh my gosh, he’s robot Jesus.”

“I was born the same year as gay bowser”

“I hate him he’s just so ‘I’m white, I know it and I dance like this’.”

“what is this godless nonsense that you're about to unleash upon my life?“

“i misspelled shrieking as ‘shreking’ and i want to die.”

"it looks like a lemon but it also kinda looks like a puckered asshole.”

“you were high you narc bitch“

“i’m gay, bitch.”

“there is no love in this creation.”

“the great amiibo epiphany of 2018″

“the only thing i know about kagome is that she’s in love with naruto.”

“when i’m passionate i know everything.”

“you were named after the bravest frat boy I ever knew”

“i couldn’t bond with them over wayside.”

feel free to change up the pronouns!

“the police are idiots, they always screw up.”

“my waxer offers complimentary Vicodin.”

“book club is only an excuse for us to day drink.”

“i  wouldn't want to be in your shoes. or ___’s, those are just ugly. “

“i always like it when I don't have the worst idea.”

“you’re like a feral cat, who’s also drunk”

“i do enjoy belittling people. it really is my best thing.”

“i wasn’t flirting! i’m naturally adorable. if you have a problem with that take it up with god.”

“now you’re just saying words.”

“i’ve got a big mouth. you should have known better.”

“that's just her natural expression. she has resting murder face.”

“i keep wondering how we manage to outlast so many other couples. i think it’s our sense of humor.”

“i let you get away from me once. i can’t let that happen again.”

“i don’t want to die, not while i still look good.”

“don’t call the family.  if I let them give me a major organ, they’ll think they have a right to visit me and use my pool.”

“but that’s our thing! i always tell you about my sexual adventures and you always tell me to stop.”

“you know he thinks you’re lovely in that ugly top.”

“everything’s better with a luncheon.”

“since i’m so beautiful i can’t help but notice that you two aren’t looking at me.” 

“what’s the point of living if there’s nothing good to wear?”

“please stop. I just took a Valium and you are ruining it.”

“i'm not going to hold you. i'm wearing silk and you are moist.”

“would you say you ended up with the love of your life?”

“what a relief, we can stop pretending that we like each other.”

“i’m helping you because you’re my friend.”

“you made the wrong choice! and i can’t forgive you.”

“you can screw me but you can’t screw with me.”

“when was the last time you had something to eat?”

“my grief is sincere. the fact that black is slimming is merely coincidental.”

“i always know the gossip. it’s my thing.”

“you don’t deserve this big toblerone”

“i think he’s a demon sympathizer”

“the only worthwhile thing about you is your taste in luxury chocolate”

“what in the name of shakespeare’s ass is going on here?!”

“i’m sorry i didn’t know you had a new boyfriend”

“do you have a problem with those swim trunks?”

“you could have seen me sooner if you went to your dad’s funeral”

“water ain’t weak yo”

“I love water. without water there would be no nautical fashion”

“actually he’s not a loser, he’s a winner”

“is it possible she’s under the influence of a demon?”

“My one true love is now living the glamorous life of an investment banker in San Francisco.”

“Sorry guys, but I can barely navigate the hellish vortex between breakfast and dinner, let alone the labyrinth of the field hockey field.”

“Two is the loneliest number, ___ . Especially when you’re second to a jackass.”

“Who cares what time it is when the future is an interminable abyss of wackiness?”

“She’s possessed? That sucks.”

“I’d recognize your shitty voice anywhere.”

“Don’t get me wrong, I’m very touched by your dedication to your dead wife, but perhaps her spirit would be cheered by newer, more youthful perfumes.”

“Demon be gone from this Chanel suit!”

“Do we have to? I just got some seriously distressing news about my outfit.”

“i can see you, bitch”

“A man with such a pure love for sport would never hang with demons.”

“While I’m gone, write 1,000 words on the graceful geometry of cable-knit sweaters.”

“I’m not sure alcohol really fits my personal brand anymore.”

“hold me back”

“could you imagine waking up one day and looking at the news and it’s like ‘bee sues the human race’?”

“i just wanna watch samurai cop”

“this movie had to gofundme its budget”

“do you think the samurai cop could beat iron fist?”

“somebody broke the microwave already”

“this is where dreams go to die”

“we meme at 4am”

“goddamn we are quotable tonight”

“another one of my pizzas dropped. i’m so upset. i’m so distraught”

“like i’m trying to be strong but she just walks away without realizing the destruction she’s left behind.”

“every story has a villain.”

“i was about to go to bed but I wanted to send another meme.”

“well they are a hideous gremlin creature but you know.”

“i warned you. i warned you about sonichu.”

“don’t fuck with me, I have a Death Note.”

“can you site the source of this meme? MLA format please.”

“i swear he’s gonna end up on the news one day for murder.”

“also zombies. that happened”

“we’re going to change meme history with this”

“i can’t believe you just said that”

“there’s just a random bag of shrimp in my sink”

“who leaves a bag of shrimp in the lobby sink?”

“don’t laugh at me i was making mac and cheese and i spilled my cheese all over myself”

“you’re drunk get out of the basement.”

“he has my condolences for existing.”

“crawling out of my crawl and i’ve been doing just fine”

“i don’t know her”

“all i wanted to do was watch star trek”

“i swear bob saget killed papouli”

“share full house conspiracies with me”

“___ is in hell.”

“i spent 24 hours awake and ended it with bee movie”

“i didn’t mean to do that but now that it’s happened i’m gonna play it off like i meant to the whole time.”

“word to the wise: don’t call amazon at 3:30 am”

“you added a voice actor on facebook so i don’t wanna hear it”

“don’t ever look up ‘christian sonic fanart’ because it’s real”

“oh no, anime.”

“that’s not a mom that’s a 12 year old”

”is there anything sadder than watching the clone pikachu fight real pikachu?”

“do you think Namor gets the suds like spongebob?”

“Lifetime biopics vs the original is like when you actually get it in the mail vs when you order it online.”

“she says Gene Simmons is her favorite Naruto character.”

“come on, take one for the meme!”

“i hope you never say that again for the rest of your life.”

“the pizza guy dropped my pizza and I’m so fuckin distraught”

“you named this file gaymemes”

“this is the gay memes initiative”

“i love that satanic lesbian”

“i made a character based on you. his name is edgelord jones”

“this is a callout and i’m not standing for it”

“don’t ask about his pet eel”

“i’m throwing bread at everyone i see”

“there’s a bottle of febreze in my room and no one knows where it came from so how did it get here?”

“my febreze is haunted.”

“now i’m stronger than yesterday.”

“it’s britney, bitch”

“there’s nothing you can do or say”

“i’m not your property”

“here i go”

“i need space”

“say hello”

“you’re gonna have to see through my perspective”

“i’ve made so many mistakes just to learn who i am”

“i don’t want to be so damn protected”

“there must be another way”

“i believe in taking chances”

“what am i to do with my life?”

“how am i supposed to know whats right?”

“i can’t help the way i feel”

“i’m so fed up with people telling me to be someone else”

“and they say she’s so lucky, she’s a star”

“isn’t she lucky?”

“if there’s nothing missing in my life why do these tears come at night?”

“you drive me crazy”

“i’m so into you”

“i’m so excited”

“tell me i’m not wasting my feelings on you”

“i just can’t sleep”

“i’m in too deep”

“sometimes i run”

“i want to believe in every thing that you say”

“there’s things about me you just have to know”

“sometimes i run. sometimes i hide. “

“all i really want is to hold you tight”

“all i need is time”

“you’re the only one for me”

“i shouldn’t have let you go”

“show me how you want it to be”

“my loneliness is killing me”

“i still believe”

“when i’m not with you i lose my mind”

“give me a sign”

“hit me baby one more time”

“oops i did it again”

“i think i did it again”

“we’re more than just friends”

“it doesn’t mean we’re serious”

“i played with your heart”

“oops you think i’m in love”

“i’m sent from above”

“i’m not that innocent”

“i’m wishing that heroes did truly exist”

“can’t you see i’m a fool?”

“a guy like you should wear a warning”

“you’re toxic i’m slipping under”

“you’re dangerous, i’m loving it”

“don’t you know that you’re toxic?”

“it’s getting late”

“what are frogs?”

“that is not a quality dank meme, sir”

“go to sleep i swear to god”

“i have to be up in 4 hours but i don’t give a fuck”

“they took the peepo!”

“everything was better in the 90′s”

“it was a good show!”

“____’s FUCKING PISSED!”

“I’d die for __”

“i’m calling the police”

“Take that you devils”

“I trust ___ with my life”

“bummer”

“bummer again”

“IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REAL!”

“kill them all, ___”

“Holy fuck, Scoob”

“We started internet drama with an industry professional.”

“they’ve been a lying jerk for ages now!”

“me, a ____ writer”

“AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND”

“ow the edge”

“slow down there, edgelord”

“we get it, you vape”

“everyone likes bee movie memes”

“you started crying over Guy Fieri at 4am”

“dont judge my smileys”

“don’t do that to a baby, _____!”

“who is that girl i see”

“when will my reflection show who i am inside”

“everyone was being nice to me and then you had to show up with shrek memes”

“loneliness has always been a friend of mine”

“i’m leaving my life in your hands”

“people say i’m crazy”

“i can’t get you out of my head”

“i dont care who you are, where you’re from, or what you did. as long as you love me”

“it seems like we’re meant to be”

“backstreets back, alright!”

“am i original?”

“am i the only one?”

“i’m breaking”

“show me the meaning of being lonely”

“tell me why i can’t be there where you are”

“life goes on”

“we never said forever”

“your every wish will be done”

“there’s something missing in my heart”

“i have no place to go”

“i surrender my heart, body and soul”

“you were missing in my heart”

“please try to forgive me”

“stay here”

“hold me”

“you can save me from the person i’ve become”

“loneliness is tragic”

“help me”

“i’m here with my confession”

“i have nothing to hide”

“i’m looking back on the things i’ve done”

“quit playing games with my heart”

“nothing’s like it used to be”

“sometimes i wish i could turn back time”

“i should have known”

“everything i do is for you”

“love is all i have to give”

“i’ll never break your heart”

“i don’t have a fancy car”

“does it seem like he’s not listening to a word we say?”

“i wish i could give the world to you”

“i’ve got it going on”

“i want it that way”

“we’re two worlds apart”

“tell me why”

“ain’t nothin’ but a heartache”

“stop right there”

“thank you very much”

“slow down and have some fun”

“the race is on”

“giving is good as long as you’re getting”

“what’s driving you is ambition”

“who do you think you are?”

“you’re headed in the wrong direction”

“never lose control”

“spice up your life!”

“all you need is positivity”

“too much of something is bad”

“something’s coming over me”

“love is blind as far as the eye can see”

“i need a friend”

“what part of ‘no’ don’t you understand?”

“too much of nothing is just as tough”

“i need to know the way to feel to keep me satisfied”

“i guess we’re running out of time too fast”

“i want a man not a boy who thinks he can”

“why don’t we give it a try?”

“i won’t keep waiting for you”

“i’ll treat you right”

“i’ll give you everything”

“i decided we should be friends”

“take it easy”

“any fool can see you’re falling”

“just say you’ll be there”

“there’s no need to say you love me”

“i want you”

“friendship never ends”

“if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends”

“forget the past”

“don’t waste my precious time”

“get your act together”

“we’ll be just fine”

“are you for real?”

“if you really bug me then i’ll say goodbye”

“you’ve got to give”

“come a little bit closer”

“don’t be a stranger”

“i’m tired of empty words”

“put it on”

“be a little bit wiser”

“goodbye, my friend”

“one day you’ll be able to say ‘never mind the pain’.”

“there’s a better way for you and me to be.”

“look for the rainbow in every storm”

“you’re gone but i can still feel you’re here”

“it’s not the end”

“i have to keep strong before the pain turns into fear”

“time will never change it”

“you’ll always be someone’s baby”

“love’s gonna be there for you”

“so glad you made it”

“it’s time we said goodbye”

“i never dreamt you’d leave.”

“don’t forget you can rely on me”

“i will be with you every day”

“do you remember how we used to be?”

“live for the moment”

“i’m searching for the one”

“Hey! You know this CD isn't so bad. I mean if you're into the Alanis Morissette-y alternative, dark, like brooding, I-never-go-out-into-the-sunshine-and-my-life's-a-miserable-black-hole-of-depression kinda thing, then you'd think it stinks.”

“You use scented soap, huh?”

“Wow, evil and smart.”

“Embrace it. Fear it.”

“See, this is one of the reasons that me and you aren't friends. 'Cause I never have any idea what you're talking about.”

“I actually feel my brain turning into goo.”

“Wait a minute. Now, you actually think that I'm jealous of him?”

“See? What do you mean you and I have trouble communicating, bro?”

“this is what dreams are made of”

“I've got somewhere I belong, I've got somebody to love...”

“How many ___’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hmmm, I don't know, but it only takes one to screw up a graduation.”

“All right, tell me what you know that I don't.”

“I think we need to eat more spaghetti.”

“When are we going to eat spaghetti?”

“So what? You've never had spaghetti for breakfast before?”

“So I suppose you've never had a spaghetti sandwich before?”

“______, you are an outfit repeater!”

“Why does everyone always look at me like that?”

“Did no one read the info packets?”

“when did you become an expert on award show thingies?”

“I’d eat carbs if an Itallian boy bought them for me!”

“Yeah what is he/she? 5′1″, 5′2″ max?”

“I'm like, physically incapable of sneaking.”

“I could never sing in front of an audience. I don't even let my mom hear me in the shower.”